the day b4 the election 3/3 (part 6)

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"Why have you taken me here?" Biden asked.

"BECAUSE I WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH U BEFORE THE ELECTION"

"You are insane, i am leaving."

"Fine Joe.   Be like that.

Trump watched as his forbidden lover crush senpaii got on his fours and galloped out of the field and back to the white house.

"MY LOVE! WHAT WILL I DO?" trump yells. 

"I MUST GET SENPAI BACK UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUUUUUUUUUUUUWUWUWUWUW"

donald got down on his fours and rubbed his leg on the ground to boost him, kind of like a goat.

"JOEY SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CMERE~!~~~!!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL BRO?"

THE SECRET SERVICES TACKLE JOE AND KNOCK EM OUT.

TIME SKIP

"W-where am i?" joe asks.

"my EVIL LAIR~~~~~~~~~~~!" trump pulls out a tiny bag.

"Where are the services?" Joe asks, scared.

"Oh theyre gone. just me and you joey pie."

"HELP!!!!" JOE SCREAMS

"shut up man."

after a while, joe quiets as trump reveals whats in the bag.

COULD IT BE?

THE 100K TACO BELL GIFT CARD?

"ZOOWEEMAMA" JOE WAS STARTLED.

"want the taco bell baby joey cakey smoochy poochy?" trump ~FLIRTS~

"YESYESYYESYEYS DADDYS HUNGRY PLSPLSPLSPLS!"

"Then you have to do something for me." trump offers.

"Yes?"

"Alexa, play wap." Donald commands.

"Dance for me, Joe senpai~."

"ANYTHING FOR THE BELL."

As Biden graciously danced for his master, he realized somethinh.  Maybe Donald~Kun wasnt so bad after all.  Maybe... he was kinda... CUTE!  Joe turned a bright red at the sight of Donalds joy because of him.  

"FORGET TACO BELL... ANYTHING FOR MY DONNY BEAR!"

"thats what i thought." trymp smirked. "Come here."

Joe STRUTTED to his bae as crouched down to sit next to him.

"Look, Joe.  I know I am insane, but I need to confess to you.  I like you.  Like, I like like you Joe.  More than a friend.  And I know, we are both married, but, should the past really be able to affect our own futures?  Marriges or no marriges, single or taken, together or apart, I want to be with you, Joe.  For as long as I can." 

The two lovers made eye contact for a short period until Joe swooped in for the kiss.

Eventually Trump pulled away, tears streaming from both of their eyes.

"I love you, Donald."

"I love you too."


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