From Enemies to Lovers (Trump x Biden)

Big Daddy Donald

Joe's POV:

So i was walking out of the liquor store about to go piss on my wife Jillybean but then i looked over and saw that sexy bastard Donny making out with that cockheaded toaster stroodle Mike pence.

so i did the most logical thing i could thing of and whipped my 56 inch dick out and began slapping his face with it
Donny duck then looked at me in shock, blushing when he saw my thick, voluptuous, hairy, piss-covered cock.

i winked at him while pissing on mike wazowski's face

he got up and ran away.

i looked over at papi who was practically drooling.
i walked up to him and lifted his chin, making him look at me

and i used my best pick up line.

"Ya like jazz, big daddy donald?" I said, smirking mischievously.

He looked at me wide-eyed and screamed.

"NO! I'LL NEVER LIKE JAZZ!" he screeched and ran away, leaving my heart in pieces

his fatass fell after running like 3 steps, leaving behind his baloney scented tie.

he may be a fatass.. but he's my fatass.

i walked up and picked up the tie, sniffing it while biting my lip.

I then got in the car and jerked off with the tie
I came in my shoe—best orgasm i've ever had.

something about the scent of baloney was very arousing to me.. i wanted more.
so i stepped on the gas pedal and drove to the white house.

As i stepped out of the car, i saw donald crying outside of the garden.
I ran up to him and asked him what's wrong, cupping his cheeks.

"M-melania cheated on me..." he cried out.

"With who?!"

he then pointed to a bush behind us. I looked over to see Melanie martinez scissoring MY jillybean. I scoffed.

"Oh jack!"

Everyone stopped and looked over at Melania.

"Who the fuck is jack, mel?" Jill yelled, pulling her dry puss lips away from melania's.

"I-it's not what it looks like!"

"are you cheating on me with my fucking brother?!"

"Fuck it, yeah i am." she retorted, "at least his 4 inch dick can make me cum"
"Oh yeah, well at least i don't piss fucking blood you nasty wench"

I looked over at donny who was still crying. I grabbed his hand and guided him towards my car.

"Forget them. Come on, let's go to my place.."

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to be continued sluts