DEATH BATTLE: James Bond VS John Wick

James Bond VS John Wick: Fight and Conclusion

James Bond and all related films belong to Ian Fleming

John Wick and all related films belong to Chad Stahelski

All soundtracks belong to their respective owners

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Sara: All right, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Sara and Vanessa: It's time..... For a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Unknown Clubhouse

(American Phantom -  Brandon Yates)

In a club deep within the heart of New York city, two men stood out from one another amongst the crowd of men and women in party attire. One came in from the front, wearing a clean black suit and sporting blue eyes and blonde hair. The other came in from the back, taking out two workers and throwing them in the dumpster near the back, wearing a ruffled black suit with long, messy black hair.

The two made their way through the venue in entirely different ways. James Bond walked through the partygoers politely, even stopping by the bar to get a drink. John incapacitated each cook and staff worker, eventually finding himself on the second floor of the club. He attempted to blend in by tidying himself up. James finished his drink and noticed a figure on the second floor. As John looked over the balcony, the two locked eyes. They knew what was going to happen.

Later on, John went to the bathroom. James did the same, the two feeling each other's presence in the large, pristinely cleaned bathroom. After the two finished their business, they stood side-by-side at the sinks, washing their hands. One person left after using the bathroom, not even bothering to wash their hands.

Bond: Quite unsanitary, wouldn't you say, Mr. Wick?

Wick: I agree, Bond.

The two nodded, and waited a few seconds before pulling their respective pistols on one another.

FIGHT!

Bond ducks when Wick shoots, hitting him multiple times before disarming him. He goes to shoot Wick, but he grabs his wrist, causing a shot to go off in the ceiling. Wick hits Bond with a headbutt, kicking him in the stomach before delivering a quick combination of punches. Wick grabs Bond's head and slams him against the mirror, causing it to shatter as Bond falls.

Wick gets on the ground to pick his opponent up, but Bond manages to grab him and toss him backwards, resetting the playing field as the two stand up. Wick goes to kick Bond again, but Bond grabs his leg and kicks him back, causing Wick to stumble as Bond grabs his head and slams it against the wall, causing Wick to bleed from his forehead.

Wick whips Bond into the door, and tackles Bond into it, causing it to open as the two go out to the club. People start to look, and Wick quickly goes back into the bathroom to grab his gun. He shoots at the ceiling, causing everyone to scream and evacuate the building, the DJ and other staff doing the same. Bond gets up and dusts off his suit.

Bond: I'd say you've got about five minutes before the police show up, Mr. Wick.

Wick looks back at Bond and points his gun at his opponent.

Wick: I only need one.

Bond dodges out of Wick's gunshot as he punches Wick again, causing him to drop his weapon. The two dodge and deliver punches to one another as the club music continues to play, the floor flashing orange, purple and white. Bond goes for a punch, but Wick ducks and tackles Bond, ramming him into the bar area.