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Field trip to the Avengers Tower (edited)

Hello, this is my first story so sorry for any bad grammars I never made a story like this so enjoy! :'>

Peter's POV

Peter was yet again sleeping in his class not paying attention to his class" dude wake up!" ned said peter woke up " we have a field trip! and it's going to be on Stark industries!" peter then look concerned " oh no this is bad..." "I know that you're worried about the avengers embarrassing you but I promise that maybe it won't that bad right?.. " "ned the avengers are going to embarrass me!" peter said "don't worry about it peter it will be great!" "don't forget to bring your permission slip class!" the teacher said " HAH! NOW WE'LL GET TO SEE THAT PENIS IS LYING ABOUT HIS INTERNSHIP!" Flash said "shut up flash no one cares about you Flash so leave peter alone" Mj said "whatever" flash said

TIME SKIP MOTHERF*CKER

Peter got home " Aunt may?" "yes?" "can you sign this permission slip?" "sure! what for?" peter sigh " we're going to have a field trip to the stark tower" peter said "oh that's wonderful! I'm also going to have a job interview tomorrow so you'll be staying there too!" may says peter then go to his room do all his homework and went patrolling and then rest and go to bed.

THE NEXT DAY

today is the day that they're going to go to stark industries. everybody in peter's class is so excited except for Ned, Mj and Peter. Peter doesn't want to go to the field trip but oh well.. He doesn't have a choice does he? Mj is just- Mj reading a book with no expression none. Ned is talking to Peter about stuff. The bus starts moving and when everybody sees the tower everybody freaks out with excitement including ned but peter probably going to be embarrassed by the avengers and if clint embarrass him he's going to probably kill him.

  when they all arrived peter felt like staying home and not be in this field trip they entered the lobby "alright lineup students!" the teacher said the students all lined up and then a lady with long brown hair in her 20's (this was inspired from another story btw :'>) "hello are you here for your tour?" the lady said "uh yeah we're here for the tour" the teacher said "oh great! hello midtown high I am your tour my name is Mandy now let's get started. here are your badges" one student raises their hand "uhh what does the numbers  mean?" they asks 

"they meant for your levels the more higher the numbers are the more higher access you can get from this building" "There are 10 levels level 1 is for visitors level 2 is for janitors level 3 is for low interns level 4 is for high interns level 5 is for low scientists level 6 is for higher scientists level 7 is for (UHHHH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO PUT HERE SO PRETEND SOMETHING HERE) level 8 is for personal interns 9 is for friends and family level 10 is for the avengers, mr stark, pepper potts, morgan stark, and one other person" I already have my badge so did Ned and Mj " Mandy Adison Level 3" Friday said and everybody jumped "don't worry that was just Friday Mr Stark's AI she controls the entire building" Mandy said. it was Mj and then Ned's turn "Michelle jones Level 8 welcome back Michelle jones would you like me to inform ms romanoff and pepper to inform your arrival?" Friday said "no thank you Fri I'm having a field trip here so" "okay enjoy" Friday said it was Ned's turn " Ned Leeds level 8 welcome back Ned Leeds would you like me to inform Bruce banner of your arrival?" Friday said "No thanks Fri" "Okay enjoy" it was my turn all of the students are already looking at us I got really Anxious but I just scan my badge and not to worry about it "Peter Parker Level 10 welcome back Peter would you like me to inform Mr Stark of your Arrival?" "No thanks Fri" "Okay Enjoy" Friday said Everybody was Looking at me I got Anxiety but I decided to not worry about it "So Penis how did you hack Mr Stark's AI?" Flash said "I didn't hack it" I said "oh stop lying Penis we all know that your lying" Flash punched me in the face "Leave him alone Flash!" Mj said. Mj then pushed Flash away from me and gave me a hand "Are you ok?" Mj said "yeah I'm alright" I said. "alright let's continue the tour" Mandy Said "we'll be heading to the labs" oh no... "Ned!" Dr banner said "thank god your here there's this equation and we don't know how to fix it! could you...maybe help us?.." Dr banner said "sure Mr banner" Ned goes and fixes the equation "there" "Thank you ned." Dr banner said