Several weeks had passed and things seemed to be quite normal. Things still went missing, but now it was my clothes, my cologne, and at one point a full pillow went missing. While I was sat drinking coffee in the kitchen one morning my intellectualism and coolness were completely validated with how I had managed to deduce there was in fact a poltergeist in my apartment with only a simple clue.
While I was sipping my coffee and reading on my phone everything in my kitchen had begun to float as if gravity had decided to just give up where I was. I noticed I was a foot off the floor, surrounded by floating mugs, plates, and cartons of old Chinese food were gently spinning in the air. For a brief moment I felt like I was in a space shuttle until reality slapped me hard and I screamed with such a high pitch that I broke the physics of whatever was happening. I slammed to the floor and crescendo of porcelain followed. I slammed off the chair and onto the floor and felt the coffee from my mug pour all over me. At this point, I wasn’t going to put up with whatever this demonic, evil thing was—if it even was that.
“You fucker,” I said to the air, feeling my skin bubbling from the burns.
I’d contacted my local priest from Saint Andrews church. Father Diblan was a thin man with graying hair and was a very progressive kind of priest. As I explained the situation with the floating mugs, the shadow people, and the constant disappearing items, he seemed quite open-minded. He didn’t even mention how red and swollen my face was from the burns. He ran a hand through his grey hair.
“I believe that you may have some kind of prevalent spirit. I wouldn’t say that it’s a demonic presence, but I’d be happy to bless this place.”
“But I did float, and I know I saw something.”
“Has this entity attempted to harm you?”
“It dropped coffee on me.”
His face seemed frozen. “It dropped coffee on you?”
“Yes, it made it float and it fell all over me.”
“Do you believe you didn’t just drop—“
“I wouldn’t drop it all over my face.”
“Ah,” he said. “That explains it.”
I wanted to itch my sore cheeks so badly.
“In any case,” he added. “I’ll be sure to bless this place but I’m sure there are more logical explanations for this. It may be the house settling or it may be temporal spirits moving beyond this realm.”
Now my face didn’t change. “Temporal spirits?”
“Shifting spirits, moving on. They sometimes have trouble but I doubt it. In any case, let’s begin.”
I watched him go from room to room blessing each one, and dousing everything with holy water. He lit some incense and moved from room to room until the smoke detector went off and he jumped with a screech. I felt a little relief when he was done and slept soundly that night. But the very next night I’d walked back into my kitchen with the cupboards all opened, and my sink, which was once full of dishes, was now a kind of metaphysical sculpture of piled dishes.
“Jesus—“ They all tumbled down, shattering.
“What is your deal with my fuckin’ plates!? I need to go to Ikea *again.*”
I was going to have to bring in the big guns. I decided to Google a local spiritualist. A West Indian woman called Aunty Em who was a “practitioner of spirits, demons, folklore, and witchcraft.” When she stepped into my apartment I could smell the heavy lavender on her.
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