A/N This is the first story that I'm publishing so please no mean comments! I will block you. Also, I probably won't update regularly soooooo, sorry in advance.
DISCLAIMER TIME!
Peter: Oh! Oh! Me!!!
Me: How did you even get here?
Peter: Magic. Now let me do the disclaimer!
Me: Fine.
Peter: the lovely author doesn't own anything in this, like Marvel or Percy Jackson. only the plot!
PETER:
Ned
Ned
Ned
Answer me
N
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d
???
Jesus. don't blow up my phone!
PETER
Thank you for responding!!!
I need you to help me fix this window I fell through.
I cant just level it like this!
Come on Ned!
I know you know how I can fix this!
???
Ummm. This isn't Ted, sorry dude, I think you got the wrong number
PETER:
Ned.
This isn't the time.
I can't stick around May is going to kill me for being late again
???
Dude. What did you do?
PETER:
ok, u r not ned. he would know.
who are you? -_-
*Le Gasp*!
Are you a pedophile?
Pedophile Person
NO! Dude doesn't call me that. I stop people like that. I'm not one of them.
Who are you?
PETER:
NO! I, Peter, will not tell you my name!
Oh, fudge cakes.
I just told you my name, didn't I?
Pedophile Person
Yep
PETER:
Now, what do I call you?
Pedophile Person
I don't know.
Flower?
It's close to my name...
PETER
Ms. Mr. or Mrs.?
___. Flower
Ms. I'm a Girl bro
PETER:
Ok.
Ms. Flower the pedophile it is!
Ms. Flower the Pedophile:
What? No! Change it back! I will hack your phone!
He left.
God diamond.
Dimond.
Fork
Benc
God! I can even curse! what is it with this kid!
PETER
No cursing on my server! ;)
Ms. Flower Who is Not a Pedophile
kid, seriously.
W H Y
PETER:
Because I'm an innocent child.
:)
PETER:
Oof.
I need to go.
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Daisy smiled as she looked down at her phone. little did she know that one Leo Fits was watching her from around the corner.
"Daisy, gather the team. We have a mission." Colson told her as he walked past.
___Time Skip Named Bob___
"Ok. We have someone we need to capture and question. He is the vigilante named Spiderman."
A/N
Till next time people!
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Wrong Number
FanfictionPeter Parker texts the wrong number when he is attempting to contact Ned, leading to an unlikely friendship.
