𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭

chapter idk | 🛐

Rudy
y/n
i'm horny
plz bang me mamas 👅👅👅

Y/N
sure
do you have any man juice holders
i ain't getting preggo 🙈

Rudy
i'm always prepares mamas
👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

oh shit
i meant

Rudy
👍🏻😁

Madelyn
ma'am-
you have a shrimp weiner
let's admit it, rudy.

Elaine
the baddest bitch is here by unpopular demand

y/N
nobody wants you here 🙄
crusty bitch

Drew
we don't like you, elaine

Elaine
though, you moaned out my name last week 🙈

Drew
i got no pussy, i was HORNY

Y/n
shouldn't have cheated
you coulda had all this on yo dick 👅👅👅

Drew
don't remind me 😫
how about you hop on my dick
I know you're obsessed with me ;)

y/n
i rather sniff in between chase's asscheeks
and elaine's cooch
DO YOU WASH THAT THING
GOD DAMN

Elaine
showering is a trend.
i'm unique
unlike you 🙄
ugly, crusty bitch

Rudy
Okay peaches

Elaine
shut up.
how about you tell y/n
what you did to me, and madelyn nice night
hmm?

Madelyn
Aw shit.

Drew
DAMNNNNN-

Y/N
wait-
MADDIE
YOU HOOKED UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND

Jonathan
the tea is marvelous darling

Madelyn
Y/NNNN
i didn't mean to.
idk...it just happened

Y/N
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Rudy
Y/N....

Elaine
my work here is done 👅

Debby Ryan
that is low as fuck.

Y/N
YOU HOOKED UP WITH MADDIE
why do you keep hurting me, rudy?

Rudy
.....

Jonathan
y'all dumbasses for hurting the queen

Madison
LOW AS FUCK YOU GUYS

Madelyn
y/n
c'mon
it's not that big of a deal
get over it

Harry
hey y'all-
WAIT-
HOLD MY TOMMO WE'RE FIGHTING THIS HOE

Liam
LEMMIE TAKE OFF MY HOOPS CHILE

Zayn
YOU AINT WANT THIS SMOKE
I WILL BIBBITY- BOBBITY BOO YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY HOE QUIT PLAYIN

Nicki
SO THIS HOMEWRECKER WANNA TALK SHIT
CHILEEEEEE
lemmie get tie bang my hair CHILEEEE

Megan Thee Stallion
VERY MUCH DRY COOCHIE
ENERY
CACTUS COOCHIE HOE

Nialler
treat people with kindness
not you hoe

Ariana
YUHHHHHH

MGG
YOO YOU TWO HURT ME GIRL
CHILE I WILL KICK YO ASS
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Linn-Manuel Miranda
*bites lip aggressively, in anger*

MGK
WE DONT FUCK WITH HOMEWRECKERS

Zendaya
why you keep hurting y/n
for
like wtf-

6ix9ine
nice 👍🏻 tea 🍵 nice 👍🏻 tea 🍵
nice 👍🏻 tea 🍵 nice 👍🏻 tea 🍵
shake ur fat PÜÑÅNI

travis
it's lit
go try the travy burger
BABABABABA

Madison
i'm not baby i ain't normal
GRRRR
foreigner

Y/n has left the chat
madelyn has left the chat
rudy has left the chat

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Note:
I LOVE MADELYN SO MUCHHHH, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AGAINST HER
ITS HONESTLY JUST FOR TEA AND DRAMA BC NGL THIS BOOK HAS BEEN A LIL' DRY
SO YEAHHH