I walked over to the sofa and sat down putting my hairy long seggsy legs on the table
I felt somebody sit next to me so I looked to see Lucius
"Hey handsome" he said rubbing my grey bald head with his long rubbery fingers
"Hey babe" I said smiling at him
"You look really good today" he whispered down my ear
I giggled and blew a long slimy snot at him
He opens his mouth and caught it making me blush
We got up from the sofa and walked over to the willywonka we pray to
"Oh lord wonka, please may we one day have kids together and become a furry without being laughed at by Hagrid" we prayed
"I sacrifice my own life for wonkastan" we said together
