bi-derman and vines

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A/N GUYS I HAVE ALMOST 500 READS- WTF?! THANK YOU SO MUCHHH
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the child and his 7 concerned parents

cinnamon roll
guyssss so you know i'm spidermannmm

tin can
yessss we doooooo

capsicle
i swear if you got stabbed again-

cinnamon roll
nonono- not stabbed per say~

legolas
(T_T)

tin can
wHaT dO yOu mEaN-

scary russian lady
fucking hell let the kid speak

cinnamon roll
thank you nat! aNygAyS i have an aNnoUnCemEnT tO mAkE 💅

point break
GO ON YOUNG PETER!

cinnamon roll
i
am
✨b i s e x u a l✨

enormous green rage monster
oh we know

cinnamon roll
wHaT dO yOu mEaN yOu kNoW 🥺

capsicle
you literally went on a rant about how pretty a girl in your class was

Bucky
THEN you told us how dead pool was hot so you REALLLYYY didn't try to keep it a secret 👍

legolas changes "cinnamon roll" to "bi-derman"

bi-derman
accurate 😎

point break
YOUNG PETER, GOD OF SPIDERS! I HAVE ACQUIRED THE POWER OF SMALL TECHNOLOGY PAINTINGS!! LOOK!! 😝🖕

bi-derman
god of spiders-
aLsO tHoR dOnT uSe tHe sEcOnD eMoJi pLeAsE

point break
WHY NOT GOD OF SPIDERS? 🖕🖕

legolas
thor that means fuck off-

point break
CLINT OF HAWK- DONT SAY SUCH VULGAR THINGS!!

scary russian lady
i- 👁👄👁

bi-derman
yknow that "good evening" guy? he's my current mood

capsicle
what does that mean?

tin can
oh god..it's starting

bucky
what's starting

bi-derman
or maybe the john cena guy?

legolas
john cena?

bi-derman
jOhN cEnA *plays flute with nose*

enormous green rage monster
oh dear lord-

bi-derman
am i the only person who thinks the "ahaha, i do that~" guy looks like young shane dawson?!

point break
THE MIDGUARD WITH THE CONSPIRACYs?

bi-derman
YEA! but don't stan him, he's a pedo💅

bucky
well that took a turn-

bi-derman
i have an important question.

legolas
okay?

bi-derman
like a LIFE CHANGING question

bucky
which isss??

bi-derman
like you're NEVER gonna be the same aga-

tin can
JUST SAY IT

capiscle
WHAT IS IT?

scary russian lady
damn..who raised you

bi-derman
OK SO THE QUESTION IS
drum roll pleaseee~

bi-derman
really? no one?
(T_T)
fine. So which one vines better?
"oMg cHrIs iS tHaT a wEeD?"
"no it's a cra-"
"iM cAlLinG tHe pOlIcE" *dials 911 into microwave* "911 what's your emergency?"

enormous green rage monster
what?

bi-derman
oRRrRr
"mArY iS tHaT a pOliCe?! iM cAlLinG tHe wEeD!" *dials 420 into microwave*
"420 what you smokin?"

tin can
what-

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so sorry it's short! with being back to school it's hard to get time to update especially since i've started revising for GCSE's

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