the real title is too long so here we go
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(insert title here) [house au] [established relationship][short] [nsfw???] [gore???] [gone wrong] [gone sexual] [my girlfriend's husband let me stay up past 8 pm] [long] [my mom's son picked me up from school]
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Bark, Bark Bark Bark. That's what woke up the unfortunate soul trying to sleep. "Mnng.. Fucking hell.. Did Wilm let his dog loose again?" Sunny said, groaning. "Ah.. Sorry about that Sunny" Wilm said, popping his head into the room. In his hands were two leashes, one clearly attached to something and one draping down onto the ground. "Cmhere!" Wilm said, in a singsong voice, to which the fluffy boy trotted over to Wilm after being called. "Again, I'm truly sorry :pensive:" Wilm said, before walking out of the room, closing the door behind him. Sunny sighed, sitting up, squinting their eyes at the light coming in from the window, before checking their watch. "What the fuck, its 6:47, why is Wilm up that fucking early." Sunny groaned, before attempting to nestle back into bed. It was going pretty swell for a while, the occasional bark or laughter slightly disturbing them. Overall, everything was going pretty fine, though, of course that had to change when all of a sudden, "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills." was shouted, heard throughout the house. "whAT THE FUCK" sands shouted, being on the same floor didn't help Sunny's attempt at falling back asleep. "I.. hate this household" Sunny said, pretty fucking peeved at the noises disturbing their slumber. Eventually, they gave up, and succumbed to waking up. "I.. Goddamn, it's 8:33 already?" Sunny said, interested in the near 2 hours spent trying to sleep. "I.. guess I should probably wake up.." they said, sighing, before getting out of bed. As Sunny surveyed the room, they noticed something peculiar in the carpet. "For fucks sake, of course Wilm's dog shed in here.." Sunny said, groaning. Regretfully, Sunny hopped out of bed, mumbling to themselves walking to the closet, as they grabbed a broom and dustpan. This was soon followed by an agonizing 7 and ½ minutes of sweeping up dog hair. Eventually, after the mess was cleared up, it was well on its way to 8:50. "Y... Mm... That sucks." They said, walking out into the hallway. It was unusually quiet, when you consider what just occurred. They walked down the hall, stopping at an open door. "Eyy tis the person of the hour." they said, walking in. Inside the room was Wilm, chilling on their bed watching something on their tablet. "Hey! Welcome to my humble abode" Wilm said, grinning after seeing Sunny. "Mm, I've been in here enough times, there's nothing humble about it. You literally have a picture of yourself in your mirror." Sunny playfully retorted. "Okay, fair." Wilm said, frowning. "So, how are you?" "Meh, had a rude awakening.. Speaking of that, where's spoop?" "Ah, sands took her out for a walk.. Here, take a seat" Wilm said, sitting up and patting the spot beside themselves. And Wilm did, leaning on Wilm. "So, any plans for today?" "Nothin other than spending time with you~" "Oh stop it-" they said, as both of them chuckled afterwards. "Mm but seriously, is it just gonna be a chill day? Not that I'm complain." "Yeah, though I was gonna set up that BannaTheFurry Shrine later today.." "Oh! That sounds fun, I'll help, yeah." "Later though, alright? Lets just chill." "Mm yeah, that sounds like a plan." they said. And well, chill they did. 5 hours later and the only eventful thing that occurred was the two cuddling. Even then that wasn't too eventful, as it happened within the first 30 minutes. "A-Ah... Look at the time, its 2.. Should we start the shrine?" Sunny suggested. "Yeah, alright, though only if you promise to finish the season afterwards." "Pfft, do you really need to make me promise? Thats the only thing on my mind right now..." Sunny said, snorting. The two spent the next hour and a half getting hot glue on themselves trying to create a shrine for our lord and savior BannaTheFurry. Afterwards, they carefully walked the shrine out of the room, and down the hall to the basement, where they put the small shrine inside the Special Room with the other shrines. Following that, they promptly walked back upstairs to Wilm's room, flopping back on the bed, and doing literally nothing for the rest of the day. Just relaxing in each others embrace, watching whatever the fuck was good.
thanks for comming to my ted talk.
