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Vaggie: and what did you do?
Angel: ...
Vaggie: WHAT.
Angel: sucked dick.. On accident!
Bocchan: lmao
Vaggie: HOW TF DO U SUCC DICK ON ACCIDENT?!??

Butler: *listening to electroswing through her headphones*
Angel: *grabs headphones and starts to run*
Butler: GET YO GAY ASS BACK HERE YA SACK OF POORLY PACKAGED HORSE SHIT!!
Angel: ...you stole my line...
Butler: *attempts to body slam angel* wait what the-
Alastor: *voodoo magic holding butler up in the air*
Butler: aw, come on, we all know you wanna see this too!
Alastor: but darling, he would make such an unattractive corpse! Not to mention his blood would stain the carpet..
Butler: ...fuck.
Katea, out of nowhere: LANGUAGE!!!

Bocchan: *looks at a certain cosplayer's post on her phone* I'm fucking gay.
Angel: what?
Bocchan: I SAID "WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!"

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