Midas x reader oneshots :3

•Wap•

Y/n's pov:

'Jesus my leg can't move like that- how the fuck-' I think as I kick up my leg. "Oh my fucking god- lemme stretch," I say as I get onto my knees.
(A/n chile lemme stop)

I finish my stretching and try to continue the dance but fail as I run out of breath because ya bitch is fat. I take a deep breath and retry the kick and finally do it.

Now onto the rest of the dance, wonderful.
'Now from the top make it drop that's some wet ass pussy now get a bucket and a mop that's some ass pussy I'm talking wap wap wap that's some wet ass pussy macaroni in the pot that's some wet ass pussy huh'

I hear Cardi B say as I put the dance altogether. Damn, I should be ashamed of myself but I can't help it. My true colors are shining through. I look back through the recording and bitch I SNAPPED. "And that's on what? periodt pooh" I say as I flip my hair to the side.

I suddenly get the idea to show this to Midas.
'This could be good or bad' I think to myself.
I walk down to his office and burst through the door with pure excitement on my face waving around my arms.

He looks up startled and raises his eyebrow at me quietly questioning me what I'm doing.
"I DID WAP!" I squeaked out and rushed over to his side. I show him the video and he watched with a smile until I get into the floor.

His jaw drops and he looks stunning before regaining his composure. "I said certified freak seven days a week, wet ass pussy make that pull out game weak-" I start to say before he covers my mouth with his hand.

I suddenly get a great idea to make him do the wap with me. I drag him up out of his chair and say "Get up bitch we're doing the wap now, and we're not stopping till you get it right" I say with a smile plastered on my face.

I drag him into a room with more space. I turn on the music and show him how to do the dance. He doesn't get it at first but he slowly gets there- sorta.

"We're gonna be here all night" I sigh and restart the music.

Midas' pov:

The rest of my night literally consisted of Y/n yelling at me and dancing. She also showing me videos of couples doing it while saying 'This could be us but you playing'. I regret falling in love with this woman.

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Sorry, it's short but hey least I got it done-