The title says it all.
Also, these are all drafts (no friends to help me revise atm, and if I did it myself I would probably think it's perfect or something) so sorry if they seem too long, too short, too lengthy, to awkward, poorly sentenced, etc.
You stare into the midnight sky. You see the stars, the moon, and- PYRO?!?!
You and the mercenaries went out camping, and you and Pyro decided to go outside and explore while the others were sleeping. You all told him no forest fires, though. He was borrowing Soldier's weapon to rocket jump into the sky. You figured he wouldn't be able to even get his feet off the ground, so you just counted stars. Turns out, he can definitely rocket jump. You could tell he was going to land soon, so you walked over to where he was landing. Hey Pyr-
CRASH!
He couldn't rocket jump any longer and came crashing to the ground like gravity told him to, definitely not sticking the landing.
"Are you okay!?" You asked.
" mph mmmmph. (I'm fine.)" You didn't think so.
"Do I need to call our medic?" You showed your concern.
"Mphy. (Maybe.)"
"Don't you mean, 'help I almost broke every bone in my body, yes?' Like, you're not immune to these things!" You were mad at him not caring about himself.
He looked down at his feet, as he was still on the ground, laying there. he looked back at you.
"Do I really have to carry you back to the campsite?"
He nodded.
"How am I supposed to carry you?"
He sat up a little, though painfully, and held out his arms, telling you to carry him bridal style.
"Uh, no."
He crossed his arms. He wasn't getting up unless you did it. He was stubborn.
"Fine, but when we get back to the campsite, I'm carrying you to Medic on my back, 'cause I don't want to look stupid."
He nodded.
He moved himself as well as he could so it was easy for you to pick him up. You gently put one arm under his torso and one arm underneath his legs. There you were, holding him like you were in love or something. No, it can't be! But I guess it could be.
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You walked down to the campsite, not realizing how far you went out to explore, and held him close. It felt like he'd fallen asleep in your arms, but you knew he didn't. You seemed to recognize the area, so you told him you two were almost there.
"Mph...(Please..)"
"Huh?"
He suddenly started to nuzzle your neck (this sounds so furry lol -Author chan) and he seemed proud. Maybe even happy. It tickled, but you are a little mad at him for what he was doing.
"Hey- hehe- cut that out!" You giggled.
He didn't cut it out.
"I will put you on my back right now if you don't stop!" You snapped.
He continued to nuzzle and wuzzle (dear plants, please stop producing oxygen -Author chan) until you literally fell to the ground laughing, while you were still holding him. He suddenly stopped seeming so hurt and useless, and got up above you like he was about to kiss you very aggressively. Oh wait...
He pulled your back off the ground and sat on your lap. This was a little awkward. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Well not today! He held you in for a hug, but face to gas mask. He suddenly took it off, and before you could even comprehend what he looked like, he leaned in for a kiss. You started to blush intensely. You decided it felt right and leaned right into him. He held you so close and dearly, you loved it so much. You felt something soft reach into your mouth; a tongue. You gifted him back with yours. You two probably didn't lean out of the kiss for a solid 30 seconds. It was sooooo sexy. Pyro immediately put his gas mask back on to hide his face. You tilted your head in confusion of why he hid it from you, but you accepted it none the less.
You guys walked together, holding hands to the campsite. But when you got to the entrance, you stopped so none of the other mercenaries knew. You guys snuck back into your tents, and now were officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
