Mha self insert character but with similar plot and different concepts of life?

congrats it's a chapter...yay....

This idea has been stuck in my mind soooooo here.
My works trash anyways and I can't guarantee you'll still have the same number of brain cells after it.
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The needles shot right past her face. Luckily she ducked just enough to barely scrape her hair but before she could let out a sigh of relief the next round of tiny needles shot like bullets straight at her, making her jump on site.

"Come on! Just stay still!" The other person screamed at her, pulling back the 3 sewing needles tied by a thin clean string back to her hand. Her deep red pigtails followed her as she ran. Her black outfit wrapped around her body with red accents and 6 rolls of seemingly endless thread hung around her waist. On the opposing end, the girl ran around the factory for any type of cover.

In anger, red-haired threw the silver needles again but still missed. Instead, they hit the gas tank behind our main character. The gas spread and grew into a blanket of fog.

"HOW DID I END UP HERE!?"
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"Hm hmm hmm," Alice casually sang a happy tone while removing the piece of bread from the toaster. With her dark black hair playing swing behind her in a loose braid, she sat down on her desk with her plate.

The butter spread nicely with her knife and she gladly took a bite. She smiled, showing sharp fang-like tooth only on one side of her mouth like a weird half-vampire. Her moment of happiness was soon over with a call on her laptop.

"Josh? Oh, fuck me!" She picked it up with a grunt and another bite. "What do you want Josh?"

"Hey Alice, my bunny bear~..." Josh paused awkwardly over his phone. Alice glared at his icon and he could feel the tension through the computer. "Can you pick up a script?"
"Depends, what's it about?"
"It's a dropped by Japanese shonen animation called My hero Academia and-"
"I'm not doing it." Alice cut his words off immediately with a sassy bite of her crunchy toast. "I don't do shonen. Anything but shonen."

"I knowww," Josh grumbled. His fingers clicked on the keyboard loudly as he spoke. Josh's hair was purple. It was the length of his shoulders but he usually had it up in a low ponytail. The room was dimly lit with only the computer screen and window for light.

"There's no other fluent Japanese speakers available Plus You're really good at what you do!" He continued to press on while Alice tried to ignore him. She leaned back on her chair and crossed her legs.

"In a population of a gazillion people, there's not a single person who speaks Japanese other than me?" She said another sarcastic remark with a cup of dark coffee.

"Come on, bunny? You're going to like the characters and most of the work is done for you!"
"No."
"Please? I'll do the chores for a week!"
"No."
"But the committee wants you to!"
"The committee knows I hate shonen." She finished the last piece and popped it in her mouth. She chewed as she spoke. "What did they think I was gonna say?"

"I, Alice Akabane,~ LoVe~ shonen anime, and I'll happily agree to any dropped story that's thrown onto me." She rolled her eyes sarcastically and laughed. "Give me a break."

"Sending Alice Akabane to My Hero Academia august 20XX licensing exam season 4." A voice boomed overhead and opened a blue portal beside her. Her mouth dropped to the ground.

"JOSH! You didn't just-"Alice wiped her head at the computer and her jaw dropped. He giggled over the mic trying to control his laughter. "YOU DIRTY SNOB!"

"Your reaction was perfect! All I needed was an agreement and boom you have to go!" He continued to laugh over the computer almost falling off the chair.