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The cameraman: you ready? Lights, camera aaaaand action!
[ Curtain rolls up ]
Soobin: One-dream, Annyeonghaseyo! Tomorro—
Ryujin: *smacks Soobin* this isn't your interview!
Yuna: I knew he would forget the lines.
Yeonjun: this is why I told you Yeji should handle the opening.
Lia: in Yeji we trust.
Kai: biased much?
Chaeryeong: I totally agre—
Yeonjun: you don't have a say in this you literally allowed a killer in our house.
Chaeryeong: at least, he was better mannered than you.
Beomgyu: that's a big fat oof.
Soobin: oh really? I wonder who made tea for a burglar
Beomgyu: THAT WAS ONE TIME!
Ryujin: GYU YOU BETTER SHUT UP, YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE A FUCKING DUCK AS PET.
Taehyun: QUIET! Let's focus on why we are here!!
Lia: but before that,penguin, couldn't you decide a better sitting arrangement because a rat is sitting beside me and I feel really uncomfortable.
Kai: *sighs* why do you hate me so much?
Penguin, aka the so called author: *sighs as well* can you guys behave like normal humans for at least one chapter?
Yeji: you losers can't do anything.
Yeji: *turns to audience*hey! You must be wondering what's happening. Actually, we are here to announce that this series is finally ending.
Kai: we enjoyed it so much, hope you did too! We will miss you!
Yuna: but don't be sad!
Soobin: because we are coming back with a book 2 of this! Join us in the new book of incorrect quotes, a lot more fun and filled with crackheadry!
Yeji: *whispering to the camera* and a shit load of pain for me. Can't believe I will be doing another book with these idiots.
Ryujin: WE CAN HEAR YOU BITCH.
Chaeryeong: GUYS, BEHAVE! Anyways, I hope you would support us there as well! And penguin wants to say something.
Penguin: thanks chae. So... I wanted to thank everyone who is reading this. I love yall so much :') I still can't believe the love this book got, it's so overwhelming. And thanks for staying till the end too! Get ready to meet again ;)
Yuna: *coughs* uhm uhm! guin, what about your seacial surprise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeonjun: what surpris— OOOOH! ARE YOU TALKING ABO-
Lia: *punches Yeonjun in stomach* STOP, YOU'LL RUIN IT.
Yeji: *shakes head in disappointment*
Penguin: hahaha if you really wanna know, stay tuned in the book 2 ;)) Till then, goodbye!
Txtzy, collectively: Happy reading! Bye everyone~ take care~
