When you give the cast of Ertugrul phones. The idea came when I saw the picture that Noyan shares that start the whole thing in the first chapter. This is just a joke, please don't take it seriously! It is literally just to have a laugh at. I hope y...
LionBey: NOYAN WTH??? YOU ARE SUCH A FRAUD AND I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!
MongolMaster: ur just jealous that I have such a good photo, hahahahaha
LionBey: huh as IF! All my pictures are INCREDIBLE! I just have to be in a camera and there u go, instant photo. Unlike YOU. You dont even know which button to use!
MongolMaster: yeh? remind me who was bust riding their stupid horse trying to find a signal in the WOODS for half an hour before turgut or dogan or whoever told u that there was NO signal for at least 13 miles???
LionBey: NOT TRUE. NOT TRUE. NOT TRUE.
MongulMaster: yeh it is. i saw it on Gundogdu's page.
MongulMaster shared an image
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LionBey: ...
LionBey: r u stalking us?!
MongolMaster: its not a crime to see others pages and scoff their utter loserness
LionBey: only a loser would use the word "loserness". that word doesnt even exist!
LionBey: besides he was lying
LionBey: But ANYWAY! Get that pic off right now or I'll grab my alps and destroy you!
MongolMaster: pff yeh right as if u could.
LionBey: I COULD! I DID!
MongolMaster: not very well, i was back in 5 minutes.
MongolMaster: now tell me.... wasnt dogan supposed to be dead?
LionBey: fyi he isn't. We cured him. So HA!
LionBey: get rid of that stupid LIE!
MongolMaster: make me
LionBey: you dont want that
MongolMaster: u obvs cant
LionBey: I CAN! IF U DONT DELETE THAT I'M GONNA.......
MongolMaster: what?
LionBey: IM GONNA GET SAVCI TO HACK UR PHONE AND MAKE UR SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES ALL BE SAYING ERTUGRUL IS THE BEST BEFORE DELETING EVERYTHING AS WELL AS CHANGING UR PASSWORDS SO U CANT EVEN GET BACK INSIDE!!!
MongolMaster:.. no way ur 10 yr old can do that.
LionBey: he's 11 and three quarters and yes he can!
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9:37_________________________________
LionBey: YEAH WELL UR BEARD IS LIKE SOME BIRD MADE A NEXT IN IT AND JUST USED IT AS A TOILET!!!
SassQueen: Are you boys still at this? You both do know that the picture got deleted at 2 o'clock because Halime and Hafsa flagged it as inappropriate?
SassQueen: P.S Ertugrul you might be interested to know that Gunduz and Savci both told Halime at once, and they were mad at Noyan. Gunduz wanted to bash him and I think Savci did too. Then Savci asked if flagging it would get it knocked off, and so Halime and Hafsa tried and it came off. Those two also put the huge dislikes.
SassQueen: I think Osman on the other hand may have liked it..... probably because he's still mad at Ertugrul for grounding him
SassQueen: So please SHUT THE HECK UP and Ertugrul, your dinner is getting cold
SassQueen: And I think maybe Savci will need you to save him from Osman who has somehow tied him up to a tree and gagged him because Savci told Halime that Osman liked the photo....
SassQueen: Either way, SHUT UP.
LionBey:.........
MongolMaster: ..... she is a LOT...
LionBey: for once ur agreeing with me, Selcan IS a lot to take...
SassQueen: You do know I'm still online, right?
LionBey: .... im just gonna go have dinner..
SassQueen: And save poor Savci?
LionBey: omg yes! im coming Savci!!!
SassQueen: And please give Osman some disipline, that kid's getting too big for his boots. Tried to tell Gundogdu how he should be running my tribe last week!
LionBey: yeah yeah ok ok!
MongolMaster:..... and they call ME crazy!
A/N: so yeah there you have it, my little piece of nonesense. Sorry for not updating in a while, I'm still writing 'You are worth a thousand stiches to me', and I just don't always have time to get online to keep writing it. Also I KNOW that techincally both Noyan and Dogan are meant to be dead but I don't care, it's fanfiction and so I can mess with what I like. I also felt that Savci would have been the techy one of Ertugrul's sons if he lived nowadays, and I also feel that Osman would probably do exactly what he does in this, like any other 10 year old who can apparentally take ten men down in a fight and leave unscathed... either way, I hope you enjoyed this and at least found something to laugh at.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that Halime is meant to be dead, but because this is the wonderful world of fanfiction, I was able to resurrect her :) @KushiKiki reminded me in the comments and I realised that I totally forgot to mention that part! Also I am hoping to continue this seeing as people seem to like this, if you have any idea of some text ideas leave them in the comments! Hopefully I'll get a chance to use them. Thanks for reading!
