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Es: Where is Shidou?
Amane: Doing stuff.
Es: I do not like the sound of that. Where is Kazui?
Amane: Trying to stop Shidou from doing the stuff.
Es: Mahiru?
Amane: Trying to stop Kazui from stopping Shidou from doing the stuff.
Es: I see...
Es: And what are YOU doing here, Amane?
Amane: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Mahiru from stopping Kazui from stopping Shidou from doing the stuff.
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Jackalope: I'm going to remove all your bones. Put them back in the wrong place and you'll be forced to do the macarena.
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Sign, in cursive: I can't read cursive handwriting
Yuno: What does it say?
Muu: "I can't read cursive handwriting"
Yuno: Me neither, that's why I asked
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Mahiru: Somebody once asked "Can you spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this place."
Mahiru: I said "Yep." What a concept! I could use a little fuel myself. And we could all use a little change.
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Haruka: ):
Es: Turn that frown upside down!
Haruka: :(
Es:
Es: Okay, listen here you little shit—
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Flight Attendant: Now, before we take off, please ensure that all small items are secured!
Mikoto: *taps Fuuta's shoulder*
Fuuta: What?
Mikoto: Do you feel safe?
Fuuta:
Fuuta: I will hit you
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Kazui: Do you think we can make it before 3?
Shidou: 3 of what?
Kazui: You need your ears checked, by god.
Shidou: Maybe, I am pretty blind.
Kazui: Holy shit
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Fuuta: I'm not afraid of ghosts!
Mahiru: That's the spirit!
Fuuta, jumping at least 5 feet into air and clinging onto someone: OH SHIT WHERE??
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Kotoko: The liquid is Saturn acts as a surface I guess, if you were to fall into Saturn I think it would have to take a couple of hours before you hit the liquid centre, and then you would just stay there until your body disinterested. You'd be dead in like 2 minutes if you fell into Saturn tho
Mahiru: Hey do you wanna get married?
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Fuuta, seeing Haruka and Mikoto do something stupid: Idiots.
Fuuta:
Fuuta: WAIT FUCK THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS
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Mahiru: But it's LITERALLY on the way!
Es: No, Mahiru, we're not stopping for sunflower seeds.
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Mikoto: I just fucked up my ankle when I was just standing why is God constantly nerfing me
Yuno: You can't be nerfed if you have no power, silly
Mikoto: But it's nerf or nothing, silly
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Muu: [bites down on lollipop]
Kotoko: Please don't do that
Muu:
Muu: [Bites down on lollipop again, but this time actually shattering it]
Kotoko: NO—
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Mikoto: What's your biggest fear?
Haruka: Being forgotten.
Mikoto: Damn that's deep
Mikoto: Mine was the Kool Aid Man but now I feel stupid about it
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Fuuta: Oh look, a kid
Amane: Oh look, a bottom
Fuuta:
Fuuta: Okay, listen here—
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A/N:
mappi likes sunflower seeds
Word Count: 478 Words
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