What if Tony dusted instead of Peter?

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Thor sits up and starts talking "Where to start? Umm...The Aether, first, is not a stone, someone called it a stone before. It's more of a...an angry sludge thing, so...someones gonna need to amend that. Here's an interesting story though, many years ago...My grandfather had to hide the stones from the Dark Elves...Wooooh, scary beings. So Jane," as he says her name her picture appears on the screen "Oh, there she is. That's Jane... She's... an old flame of mine... She... she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time... and then the Aether stuck itself inside her... And, she became very, very sick. So I had to take her to Asgard, which is where I'm from. And we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time, you see. I got to introduce her to my Mother... who's dead, and oh you know, Jane and I aren't even dating anymore, these things happen though you know, nothing last forever," Peter begains pushing Thor back to his chair "I'm not done yet, the only thing permanent in life is impermanence." Thor finishes and sits down "Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?" Peter asks "I'd like a Bloody Mary, thank you."

The Avengers sit around a table eating as Rocket walks in front of them on the table "Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag." "Is that a person?" Scott asks "Morag's a planet. Quill was a person." "A planet? Like in outer space?" "Oh, look. It's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you wanna go to space? You wanna go to space, puppy? I'll get you to space." Rocket says acting like he is talking to a puppy, Peter quietly laughs.

Everyone stands in a room Natasha writes down things that Nebula says "Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir." "What is Vormir?" " A dominion of death, at the very center of Celestial existence. It's where...Thanos murdered my sister." Natasha looks up at Nebula after what she said, there's just silence in the room Peter looks around the room ignoring the silence. Scott breaks the silence "Not it."

Later Peter and Natasha are laying on a table as Bruce lays on the floor "That Time Stone guy..." Natasha says "Doctor Strange?" Bruce says "Yeah, what kind of doctor was he?" "Ear-nose-throat meets rabbit from a hat." Peter says "Nice place in the village, though." Bruce says "Yeah. Sullivan Street." "Hmm... Bleecker." "Wait, he lived in New York?" Natasha asks "No. He lived in Toronto." "Guys, if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York." Bruce sits up in excitement "Shut the front door." The screen shows the Soul and Power Stones in space in 2014. the Reality Stone in Asgard, 2013; and the Space, Mind, and Time Stones in New York City, 2012.

The Avengers all walk up to the Quantum Time machine in the special Quantum Suits, Steve sighs "Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends...We lost family...We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. But it doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're gonna win. Whatever it takes." "He's pretty good at that." Rocket says "Right?" "All right. You heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green." Peter jokes "Tractors engaged." Natasha smiles excitedly "See you in a minute."

Peter, Steve, Bruce, and Scott are in an alley " All right, we all have our assignments. Two Stones uptown, one Stone, down. Stay low. Keep an eye on the clock." Steve says, as he says that 2012 Hulk comes barreling down the street smashing everything in his way. "Feel free to smash a few things along the way." "I think it's gratuitous, but whatever." Bruce mutters ripping off his shirt and pretending to smash a car making growling sounds.

Peter flies past the Stark Tower in some Iron man like suit, as he scans the building and sees the original Avengers apprehending Loki, the backside of the iconic shot of Hawkeye pointing the bow at Loki's face while the Avengers surround him. "Got to hustle, Cap. Things look like they're just about wrapped up here." Peter flies in and lands behind a wall listen and watching the group "If it's all the same to you... I'll have that drink now." Loki says, "All right, get him on his feet. We can all stand around posing up a storm later. By the way, feel free to clean up." Tony says. Peter stares at Tony with some sadness, he then looks over at 2012 Steve "Mr. Rogers. I almost forgot that that suit did nothing for your ass." "No one asked you to look, Peter." "It's ridiculous." Peter whispers, "I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass." Scott says

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