So, I guess the story starts with me. Hi my name is Jake Soel, a hitman that fied 10 years ago and was reborn.
And I have a secret. This is it(...............)
Pretty bad I know.
I don't really have friends and live in a lonely town. In the middle of nowhere. But I got kidnapped by aliens. Yea....that's a lie. This is supposed to be a horror story, but its pretty boring.Nothing really happens around here. I have a girlfriend. I know what you think how could I with no friends get myself a girlfriend. And with that secret. She knows it btw. I thought it was a big deal but she did not mind it. Oke enough about me let's start the story.
"HIT IT!"
Now music should start playing...but we don't have the bugdet for it. =(.
New start.
So new school new me? I guess?
Hi I'm Jake Soel. (as you already know)
I guess we shall see how my first day of school goes. Join me on the amazing journey that's called disappointment (school). I got a teacher to show me around (got lost on the way to class).
He shows me where my classroom is(late because hot losr).
The teacher says that I need to present my self.
"Hi I'm Jake Soel. You read it S o e l. Not soul or Send me nudes." Nobody gets my joke and it starts getting awkward. Pls god just skip the next few minutes- I shouted.
"Got you fam!!" a voice in my head shouted.
I HEAR VOICES NOW.I'm going crazy!!!! (Why do I need to go crazy right now.)
~next hour
"Hi Jake"
I look around but see nobody. I put my head back on my desk to sleep.
" Jake or should I call you mr.send me.nudes" she said with a crackling laughter, just like a crakling witch.
The class is filled with silence after that remark, u hear just her smile getting silencer.
I look again and see a girl waving my way, she's too far too have a good look at her. Nobody has said anything too me after the joke I made. As I'm falling asleep im trying to ignore the remarks of the "wierd joke" girl
"Jake are you shy?"
Now it sounds a lot closer to me.
I just look a bit through my fingers. I see a small girl, maybe 1.65cm just standing in front of me.
"Jake, I don't bite... or do I?" She said with a voice trying to sound cute.
Thats when my life changed and I did not even know it.
