Patrick: you remind me of my pinky toe
Rebecca: why?
Patrick: you're short, cute, and I'm definitely going to bang you on my couch :)
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Funny Texts
RandomRebecca always gets the funniest, weirdest, sweetest, and most dumbest texts. So this story is about what people text her and what she texts back.
Pinky Toe
Patrick: you remind me of my pinky toe
Rebecca: why?
Patrick: you're short, cute, and I'm definitely going to bang you on my couch :)
