Laugh your socks off.

Esacpe

James escaped from mental asylum. When he got home he called the asylum and phone and asked," Is there anyone at room eight Ward one. "Hold on a Monte sir, I'm going to check", the receptionist said. A while later she came back and said," No, that room is empty". He exclaimed," Wow, okay". The receptionist got curious and asked," Bit why did you ask sir?" and James reply was,"I wanted to be sure that I escaped".