Donald Trump x Pope Francis (smut?)

Part One

It has been a couple of years since Trump first met the pope, and they have become very close. This visit was supposed to be like any other one; mostly diplomatic crap with very little personal time. But when Trump's plane landed in The Vatican, he knew this visit would be different.

What was off is that Pope Francis was there on the runway when his friend arrived and he had little security with him. As Trump exited the plane, his close friend greeted him by taking Trump's hand and gently kissing the back of his small, orange hand. This wouldn't have been too strange but that is typically how the pope greets women and children.

"Your Holiness, not that I'm complaining, but why do you greet me this way?" The confused and slightly flustered orange man inquired. Pope Francis, being caught slightly off guard by his own action, panicked. Why would he greet his friend that way? And why did it feel like he needed more?

After an uncomfortable 30 seconds of closeted gay panic, His Holiness finally responded with a shakey answer of "I was trying something new. You know, greeting everyone the same." The Pope anxiously awaited his friend's response, in hopes that he would buy the excuse made up on the spot.

"All right, seems reasonable enough," the American diplomat said as the holy man sighed with relief.

Now that they had greeted each other it was time to get on with the normal, boring, diplomatic meetings and formalities.