OCS AS THINGS MY ADMIN AND HER FAMILY HAS SAID
winter: i'm heartless. i'd kill you without a second thought. now gimme a hug i'm sad.
lizzie: **during a monopoly game** whelp I just retired. I'm living a nice life in Florida. Won't miss you!
zoella: what cut on my leg gushing blood?
harper: if I don't get a chicken nugget in 2 minutes I'll go on a murder spree.
grayson: those suck. gimme it i'll do it better.
max: **while drunk** for the last time I'm not drunk. ((my mom😀))
carson: curse curse curse you've been cursed now leave me alone.
skye: i wanna live in complete solitude with no one. except my dog. i have to have my dog.
adi: it's all fun and games until you wake up dead.
dylan: it's midnight blue! not black!
aria: is your IQ 20? what's wrong with you?
elle: one time my mom told me to stop stealing her lighter. i ignored her of course.
grace: all i wanted was a glass of milk and here i am getting a lecture.
jj: shoutout to no one because everyone hates me and i'm alone on the long, dark road of life.
dan: of course i have a hit list. who doesn't?
willow: don't worry i don't stalk everyone's relationships. just yours.
cain: baby oil is made out of babies. the weak ones, don't worry.
ty: im an innocent bean do, do, do, do, dOOOO
adri: not drunk. just cool.
sophia: p r a n k e d
ellie: it's so hard being the mom friend when all of your children are literally insane.
parker: i hope you know that you're loved and cared about. gimme a hug.
