SUCCSESSFUL • george memeulous

03

imessage / 1:26am

lana
oi, who's the poor
woman then?

george
no one

george
alex was exaggerating
i don't fancy anyone

lana
must be someone

george
no one ha

george
what did u mean
by lorgz?

lana
morgz 🙈

george
you've got to be
shiting me

lana
obviously omg
i would only date
morgz to get bald
Martins number duh.

george
thank god
(message unsent)

george
I was gonna say

lana
you think so
low of me grog

george
why grog?

lana
why not grog?

george
deep

(lana changed contact name to 'grog')

lana
also grog matches
the way ur face is

grog
oh. well-

grog
I can't argue with
that lol

lana
stfu george ur gr8
looking, be nice to urself
or I will come and slap u

grog
woah u stopped
my insecurity,
how do u do it
eliana?

lana
um... you did
not just-

grog
what you gonna do?
tell conan?

lana
GEORGE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO EXPOSE ME
LIKE THAT

grog
😎😎

grog
1-0 isn't it

lana
fuck off and
tell alex to turn
his music off

grog
move out of the
building then ❤

grog
we were here first

lana
I'm coming to beat
ur ass

grog
1.whos to say
I wouldn't like that
2. ur not American

lana
GEORGE SOBER UP
MAN HSJHEHE

grog
i didn't mean that
whoops

lana
mhm go to sleep, turn
the music off and don't
have anymore alcohol

grog
k night don't
let bedbugs bite

lana
ur so drunk bye-
seen