Shut up, dumb ass (KNY/demon slayer chatfic)

new phone, who dis?

Y/n and 3 unknown numbers added to chat

Y/n

what

new phone who dis

I will sue

im too cute to die

unknown

Oh god

I didn't think this through :(

unknown 

For the record, I have very badass 

friends that WILL beat you up if I ask >:((

unknown

i will beat all of them up 

unknown

Give me a minute to figure this out

Y/n

y'all are dumb just say your names

unknown

OH

Thats smart 

Im Zenitsu

unknown

Inobuske

Y/n 

you still cant spell huh?

unknown

:D this is great!! 

Y/n

and you must be Tanjiro 

wait give me a minute

unknown changed to 'ball of sunshine :)'

unknown changed to 'dandelion'

unknown changed to 'stupid pee pee boar man >:PP'

Y/n

were good I think

say y'alls names

ball of sunshine :)

Tanjiroooo

dandelion

Zenitsu 

stupid pee pee boar man >:PP

Inobuske 

Y/n

seriously dude you've gotta learn to spell

dumb ass

ball of sunshine :)

Wait, someone change Y/n's name into 

something fun like he did with us

Your contact name changed to 'cutie :))'

cutie :))

im-

🥺🥺

tysm tanji :)

dandelion 

Actually, that was me

:)

cutie :))

wow what a simp

dandelion

:(

ball of sunshine :)

Don't be mean :(

cutie :)) 

fine 

but only because Tanjiro told me to 

dandelion

Double standards :(

cutie :))

aight anyway back to business

do y'all wanna hang out

stupid pee pee boar man >:PP

no

cutie :))

but I want boba :(

ball of sunshine :)

I'll go with youuu

dandelion 

me too :)

cutie :))

oh good I have friends

im getting changed into something ~cute~ so that 

i dont look gross

dandelion 

well meet there in 30 mins?

ball of sunshine :)

Sounds great!

stupid pee pee boar man >:PP

wait am coming too I dont wanna be alone

'cutie :))' logged off

'dandelion' logged off

'stupid pee pee boar man >:PP' logged off

'ball of sunshine :)' logged off

I,,, I dont even know what this is. im very very tired just take this and enjoy it please