Pubic Hair

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Chan:

Chan: mom, dad, brothers, I have a question.

Jeonghan, sitting besides Seungcheol: go ahead sweetie, we're listening.

Chan:

Chan: this thoughts never leaves my mind since last night. And I'm just wondering of why our hair is super super super so straight and shiny but the opposite of our pubic hair that looks like-

Jeonghan: SsShhh my sweetie, it's because we don't usually brush it.

Chan: oh...

Chan: then imma brush my pubic hair from now on and shove it when they're already long and straight.

Soonyoung: [spit out his drinks towards Wonwoo's face]

Hansol: [slip inside of the bathroom]

Seungkwan: [faints]

Seokmin: [chokes on his food]

Seungcheol, slaming his hands on the counter table: oNE PEACEFUL NIGHT! JUST ONE PEACEFUL NIGHT IS ALL I ASK FOR! IS IT HARD TO DO IT?!

Chan: is the toothpaste fine to use it on my pubic hair?

Jihoon, yelling: you mother fucker needs to shut the fuck up!

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