Random Person: i want to but idk how :c (Lied)

Me: oh thats okay.

Later:

Me: plays  Roblox Uno then suddently sees im not logged in

Me:....fucking liar.

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Me Wattpad:  . . .

Me in Wattpad: bored.

*Not even A second later.*

Me in Youtube: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

A ghost Kid who look's like his eyes r bleeding: SENPAI NOTICE MEHHHHH

Me in watt pad:  |:3 I'm Okay now. (Also why does this happen when i'm in the mansion?-)

Me in this Book: ((I don't fucking know))

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Jonathan Galindo: DO THE BLUE WHALE CHALLENGE

The blue whale challenge that looks like a blue whale: YEAH

Me; *ahem* that is not correct. because the encyclopedia of Lemon Book's said that the pink whale challenge  is much popular than you, (i have read that the owner of the blue challenge doesn't take's his mask off or if he does then I don't care) Also, you should take that ugly ass Mask off, because its so fucking ugly, oh wait i forgot, you cant.

(did i just do a roast?- i don't care if i didn't-)

The Sans'es: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

The Pink whale challenge; i'm so proud-  also- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GET REKT BROTHER-

The Green Whale Challenge: YEA THAT'S MY MOM ROAST THAT UGLY ASS  RAT WOOO

Blue whale challenge: please don't join  in them sis-

The Purple whale Challenge: . . . get rekt bro.

Blue whale: RLLY SIS?! YOU TOO?!

The purple whale: sorry not sorry bro.

((Green whale challenge: every  1 day you have to take care of mother nature and earth, go to the forest to play with animals, and basicly Tell People to Save the earth from dying. repeat.Day 50: Look at a mirror, despite people not helping or they do help, you are still the same person and convince people to save the earth, suicide is not the answer, love is. ))

((Purple whale Challenge: paint your self with purple on any body part, Write "  something that your really afraid of on your hand.be scared for 5 days. when in a fight, be scared. fear must have taken over in day 10. for the other days repeat. day 50: look at a mirror, look at  what you have done to yourself, is this even the real you? either way, you don't think suicide is not the answer. just be filled with F.E.A.R.)) ((Me while writing the when in a fight part: oh ho ho- you can easily get some one to love-------)) ((Also Me:  Yeah There's a 30% chance  or 1% on that.))

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Template: IM GONNA BAN YOU FROM UNDERLUST, IM SERIOUS! 

Pale: *is trying to kiz Template and doesnt care*

Me and Almost all of the shipper's in the world: Unacceptable.

*Later That day, Template Is sleeping*

Me: hey u.

Pale: ?

Me: ye u.

Me: go in here. *Opens a portal to Underlust but he doesnt know*

Pale: K.

*not  even a hour later*

Template: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Pale: *trying to kiz Template again*

Me and The shippers: Victory bois.

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Template: Guys, Pale the Broke up with his GF. (boi idc if he doesnt but his gf are dem fangirls. yes i made them broke up cuz ITS DISGUSTANG) when do you make a 'move'?

Alice:  Oh? I say a week (or too.) 

Alex: a day.

Alexa: A month i guess?

Template: ;-----; (Cant decide)

Me: an Hour.

Template: *looks at meh* 

Me: ¯\_(._.)_/¯

Template: Interesting.

The others: *seriously face*

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Friend: i have a lot of scars. (or wounds.)

Me: Bitch please. *shows leg and has so many wounds*

Friend: o-o

Me: i risk mah life. 

NAJ Cray: Senpai :3

Me: I thought you were gone.

Naj Cray; Nop :3

Me: . . . SHIT-

Friend: lol

*Not even a second later. *

Me: REEEEEEEEEE

NAJ cray: SNEPAIIIII-

Frisk: wats u-

*you see NAJ cray Chasing  Doggo, you and Doggo's friend are filled with DETERMINATION.*

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Aight im off to read some dust berry book's bai

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