Eiji: Have an incredible day!

Ash: HAVE A MAGICAL FUCKING DAY, YOU SON OF A BITCH-

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Sing: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

Yut-Lung: Finally.

Sing: No-

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Yut-Lung: Hey, how are you?

Ash: I'm good.

Ash:

Yut-Lung:

Yut-Lung: I'm good too. Thanks for asking, shithead.

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Yut-Lung: Whenever you think that you're unattractive, just look in the mirror...

Yut-Lung: And now you know you're unattractive.

Yut-Lung: Education.

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Ash: So, ya'll see this bed?

Ash: It's soft. It's comfortable.

Ash: Imma 'bout to lay down and stay down.

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Yut-Lung: This coffee's bitter.

Yut-Lung: Like my soul.

Yut-Lung, looking for clothes: I need something black.

Yut-Lung: Like my soul.

Yut-Lung: Agh- It's cold!

Yut-Lung: Like my soul.

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Yut-Lung: Damn, I miss her.

Ash: She's not worried about you. You don't even exist. She's getting treated right right now but alright, keep your head up.

Yut-Lung:

Yut-Lung: I'm talking about my deceased mother.

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Ash: In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are really stubborn, and neither of us wanted to lose.

Ash: We've been married 14 years now and we run a bed and breakfast hotel in Vermont with our adopted daughter.

Ash: If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect he's actually gay.

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