Eiji: Have an incredible day!
Ash: HAVE A MAGICAL FUCKING DAY, YOU SON OF A BITCH-
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Sing: If you were to die, what would your last words be?
Yut-Lung: Finally.
Sing: No-
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Yut-Lung: Hey, how are you?
Ash: I'm good.
Ash:
Yut-Lung:
Yut-Lung: I'm good too. Thanks for asking, shithead.
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Yut-Lung: Whenever you think that you're unattractive, just look in the mirror...
Yut-Lung: And now you know you're unattractive.
Yut-Lung: Education.
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Ash: So, ya'll see this bed?
Ash: It's soft. It's comfortable.
Ash: Imma 'bout to lay down and stay down.
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Yut-Lung: This coffee's bitter.
Yut-Lung: Like my soul.
Yut-Lung, looking for clothes: I need something black.
Yut-Lung: Like my soul.
Yut-Lung: Agh- It's cold!
Yut-Lung: Like my soul.
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Yut-Lung: Damn, I miss her.
Ash: She's not worried about you. You don't even exist. She's getting treated right right now but alright, keep your head up.
Yut-Lung:
Yut-Lung: I'm talking about my deceased mother.
(from cerealcentral on instagram)
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Ash: In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are really stubborn, and neither of us wanted to lose.
Ash: We've been married 14 years now and we run a bed and breakfast hotel in Vermont with our adopted daughter.
Ash: If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect he's actually gay.
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Humori got bored and i need to dump these stuff somewhere cuz i think my friend's had enough of my crackheaded nonsense imao (but i'll still bother her with these tho) i'm not original lmao have fun reading this tho, whoever reads this this book is lowke...