Bread kid:*Slowly opens door*
Bread kid walks in,tippie toeing inside The house.
Bread kid:*Opens another door,and spots The bread and flashlights*
Bread kid grabs The loaf of bread and a flashlight.
Bread kid:*Holds micro talking chip*Alright I got it I got-
Bread kid:*Hears Six and Effie*
Bread kid quickly puts down the bread and Flashlight.
Bread kid:*Runs to a closet and hides*
Six:Alright!Let's do the rap!
Effie:Yeah!
Bread kid:*Hold micro chip*Flashie,I thought you said they weren't home..!
Flashlight girl/Flashie:Bread kid,what?They not at home.I just checked..!
Effie:*Sits down in bed,holding a computer*Alright,ready when you are!
Six:*Picks up headphones outta nowhere,and put them on*Alright,let's do this,start it up!
Flashlight girl/Flashie:It's probably just the neighbors talking oustide-
Bread kid:Noo they're here..!
Six:I had a kid that tried to escape me but I caught him,stabbed him and ate him with my teeth,hearing him scream-
Bread Kid:Oh my god..do you hear that..?
Flashlight Girl/Flashie:Huh?What's happening?
Bread kid:There was someone before me...And they caught them..!
Flashlight Girl/Flashie:You're over exaggerating Bargainer,It's just a song,wait it out.
Six:What's the line after that?
Effie:Uh..Eh I think the part where you talk about his arms,or something like that?
Six:Oh yeah!The part were I chopped of both of his arms,and then I body slammed him!
Bread Kid:They're talking about it like it's just not a song..!
Six:Then I ate both his arms-Actually,let me tell you where I caught him,In the rain,his name was bargainer!
Bread kid:I have to go..!
Flashlight girl/Flashie:W h a t?
Six:I think his name was bargainer,hiddin' in my house,he thought he was safe,but then I stopped him-Wait actually-
Six:Uh..Ya think you wanna talk about when we lit him on fire first?
Effie:I mean..eh.
Bread Kid:Noooo..!
Flashlight Girl/Flashie:Not gonna lie,they probably know you're in there,that's why they talking crazy.You on your own now,Gonna drive off-
Effie:You slammed his head in the oven while it was on,thought it was Kinda crazy.
Bread Kid:I just heard them talk about the actual event..!
Bread Kid:I have to go..!
Six:Wait-wait,where's the rest of the lyrics?
Effie:Oh,don't have it with me.
Six:Probably in the car-lemme see your keys.
Effie:You know I don't trust you with my keys-
Six:C'mon Effie!
Effie:Ya know I also gotta get something at the car too.
Six:Ok whatever-
Effie:Do I even have my keys on me?-
Bread kid gets out of the closet and room.
Bread Kid:*Hears the front door open*
Bread kid runs behind the door as it opens
Effie:You know I don't trust you with my keys-
Six:Whatever-Hey close the door.
Effie closes the door,not even noticing Bread kid
Flashlight Girl/Flashie:If you go out the front door,they'll see you out the window..!
Bread kid:*Tip-toes to the door where you got out*
Six:Oh!We can't forget this part..!
Six:*Ahem*I can't wait to eat another one slackin',Im'a leave him behind the couch like the last one.
Effie:Ohhh yeah!
Bread Kid:*Glances behind the couch and sees a dead body*
Bread Kid:Oh nooo...Oh no,no No no..
Flashlight Girl/Flashie:Uh..hey?Hello..?
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Little Nightmares: LITTLE NIGHTMARES ON CRACK: VOL 1
HumorA place where Little Nightmares is a full-on crack. -Memes -Crack -LN gone on crack -Possibly crossovers -A place where LN is at crack