Wow. I Had No Clue Pens Were So Important.

925 30 7
                                    

So . . . You lost your pen?

Well,

No pen = No notes

No notes = No study

No study = Failure

Failure = No college

No college = No diploma

No diploma = No work

No work = No money

No money = No food

No food = You getting skinny

You getting skinny = Then you get ugly

You get ugly = No love

No love = No marriage

No marriage = No children

No children = Alone

Alone = Depression

Depression = Sickness

Sickness = Death

You see? Losing your pen will literally kill you. xD

Funny Things On People's Profiles!Where stories live. Discover now