So . . . You lost your pen?
Well,
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Failure
Failure = No college
No college = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You getting skinny
You getting skinny = Then you get ugly
You get ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
You see? Losing your pen will literally kill you. xD