All About Timing

Prologue

If you've read your fair share of romance stories or have watched movies instead we're usually presented with an ending . Some are good ,others crappy and others make you want to jump of a cliff. Either way you have your ending ,a conclusion and with it we're made to believe that the characters don't have any more problems or the one's that they have aren't a big deal or because they are together with the power of love they can overcome them.

What utter and complete crap!

Forgive my choice of words but no truer words have ever been said. With the solution of one problem another one arises . Its a cycle really until you die or are unconscious or go crazy or..... you get what I mean.

We want to believe in love so much so when books or movies give us these very unattainable or far fetched stories where love conquer's all -we gobble up their ideas and are left hoping for a prince charming or for guys a hot chick who's good in bed and submissive to the point where she doesn't have a say in anything.

In a story the humbe secretary or waitress gets snatched up by this hot CEO and they fall in love having eyes for no one but each other . He makes all her problems go away and she helps him overcome some heart breaking problem he went through . In reality the CEO is sixty five married with children and the secretary/waitress is twenty-five and only wants his money.

Also they lie to us that you can marry some famous guy but we all know stars want to date stars. Famous wants Famous. Trust me even if you go to all Harry Styles concerts and even if (which is a big improbability,) he notices you he's still going to pick Kendall Jenner any day.

High school sweethearts don't make it past prom (unless you get knocked up)
so if they are still together as freshmen its miracle on a timer and tick-tock time is running out.

Mystical  creatures don't exist so don't put your hopes up that that kid staring at you from the corner is an Edward Cullen,he's probably rating you or wondering why you look like that. If a guy bites you he's not a wolf he just has a weird fetish and you probably should run. Sorry all you Salvatore fans and the Stiles fans too.

Bad boys are just that-bad. Don't for a second think you can tame them. Subdue them for a while -maybe and that's a big MAYBE. And honestly if a bad boy or a man whore takes notice of you ,run the other way coz no matter what you do, this story has only one ending . Your heartbreak.

Happily ever after and true love is a myth and luckily for me I get that. Unfortunately I'm a girl who doesn't want to die alone so that doesn't stop me from trying to find a 'soulmate'.

Yay -not