Love is Unique

It was friday night! The party was starting soon, and emo!Alvin as exited to see his crush on the dance floor as he spit amazing bars. He had everything planned out in his head, and sat on the chipmunk-sized table on the windowsill, moving his dyed red-black hair out of his eyes, biting on his snake bites thoughtfully. He jumped back in surprise as misogynistic!Simon put his paw on the younger ones shoulder.
'What are you thinking about, lil bro?'

'Women... singing.'

'I fucking hate woman'

emo!Alvin spun around, looking out the window sadly as that one fucking song about how shakiras hips dont lie started playing. There! He spotted his crush.

You expected the canon! But instead it was her! Jeanette.

Emo!Alvin perked up a little, enoug for misogynistic!simon to notice.

'What the fr*ck?? You want to dance with shawty?!?!?' simon teared up, remembering the traumas of the broken relationship with jeanette, having broken simons heart into a million pieces, but not enough for him to not feel oven food hot cold warn gar eat. emo!Alvin spun around, slapping mysogynisisitic!simon's hand away, pushing his hair in his face and fiddling with his hoodie, grabbing his phone to get the alexa app to play i write sins not tragedies on the speakers.

Emo!alvin strolled up to jeanette, swagging. She immidtley blushed and played with her ponytail on top of her stupid flat dented fucking head. Alvin blushed back, making small squeals of joy and hornyniess. He pulled up behind her and grabbed her funny fat greasy tail and walked away, looking back at mysogynishtic!simon.

'Rawr'.

After a night of angry screaming, sizzling in a frying pan ;), crying and eating cheese balls. Goth lolita!Theodore walked into th room with fat ass cheeks clapping violently to see jeanette dead (also emo! Alvin but who cares 420 noscoped mgl xd xD XD X3 :3)

"Protect the one thing you want to protect until the end." - Kyouko Sakura

Goth lolita!Theodore began puking, his insides feeling like they were being ripped from him like pencils from a cup until he saw a few small aborted pieces on the floor. Dave ran into the room, wearing enchanted diamond armour, and nearlycrying seeing the tiny corpses. His little hair flowed in the wind, everything going cold and dark, daves stomach feeling like it had become a dark pit sinking into the ocean to never arise.

He threw the little bodies in the trash. Anyways so dave grew some big ass cheeks

Goth lolita!theodore ran out of the house, tripping on bits of his frilly dress, ripping and tearing at it as he ran, crying and wiping his face. He couldnt bear the burden of these deaths.

'Hi'

Goth lolita!theodore was part of a gang.

He grabbed From Bad to Cursed grabbed onto his dress, and ran back to daves home, as he opened it in a rush. Purple auras swirled the room and everything began glowing, as the bodies began lifting out of the trash, half decomposed. Dave continued watching skeppy in the background, ignoring what was happening within the trashed house, smelling of corpse and sighed. The corpses began spinning violently, random body parts that failed to be attached well enough to fly into the walls and splatter the house with chipmunk blood and rot everywhere. Soon emo!alvin, and misogynist!simon fell to the floor with a clunk, rising up slowly as their bodies grew less furry and bigger. Their bodies growing strange colors as they transformed into snips and snails from my little pony friendship is magic but emo and both misogynistic.

emomysogynishtic!alvin/snips sneezed.

2 months later Covid-19 had wiped out 15 major cities. The fucking FOOLS thought it started in CHINA. But instead it started deep within emomisogynistic!alvin/snips undead zombie asshole. There is no hope left for humanity and if god was ever with us hes dead the end.

As most of humanity was beginning to contract the virus or was already dead, dave decided that he would give up on containment, deciding that we could become a prostitute to get enough money to move into a new home, one that wasnt shared with the virus-starting zombies that hated women. Dave began going into underground places where he proceeded to get multiple implants, getting an ass with a diameter of 90", and a chest the same, 'to even it out', as he said. His new life began as a gay prostitute (he couldnt stand women either)., tied together with a ribbon (and a thong).

90 days into his new job dave had bought a new apartment, supposedly free of any traces of the virus, a safe play for him to live and be a fucking (gay) hoebag. 30 days after that, all activity was stopped from dave.

Kokichi ouma stepped into the apartment, opening the door, but closing it again after smelling the stench. Dave was found dead on the floor, his asscheeks plastic having popped, and drained so that his asscheeks had been split in different directions as he died face down. Kokichi plugged his nose and took another look inside, seeing the greasy fat all over the floor as the decay stand. Kokichi gazed upon daves dead, loose asshole, truly saddened, knowing that he was the man who brought the world alvin and the chimpkuns. Dave had birthed them. This was the biggest tragedy the world had seen, even worse than the killer virus that had killed the man (with a side of stds.)

After a couple months, kokichi, goth lolita!theodore (who had been missing due to being found guilty of arson and public urination), dio, and leshawna (tdi) were the only people who could attend his funeral . these were the last people left who still remembered, and cherished the memory of alvin and the chipmunks (and dave). They had their moment of silence before all breathing in a sigh.

This is where the battle of the century would go down.

Dio smirked, showing his big sexy (gay) vampire fangs. He turned his hips in a teasing manner. His nipples pulsated, dripping. Leshawna skid her foot back, pulling a shotgun from her pants. She stood, ready for any movement to shoot.

Suddenly, dio twitched.

The fight ensued, bullets, blood and goth lolita!theodores corpse being flung around at high speed like a baseball. The fight happened at such speeds that the naked human eye could not see much fo the movement. The fight continued, seemingly seconds in real time yet almost days in the near gods own speed. Leshawna was left injured to a point where she shouldnt even be able to move- yet her ball oc powers kept her going. Her shotgun was long gone, and all she had left was her body, the near gods were brawling with all the strength they had, breaking over and over until hardly anything was left.

Finally, dio was struck down, hitting the ground at an impact that he coudnt move momentarily, leshawna went for the neck-

And swiftly speedwagon appeared, his movements so incredibly fast that he was near undetectable to the two fighting, but enough that they knew who it was. They were both blown back with immense force, hitting debris around them, crumpling to the ground. Speedwagon stood there.

'So youre that punk i heard about.' he cracked his knuckles, and released the biggest, most stinky fart he had ever had in his life. The gas passed through his tigh asshole so fucking quickly and with such force that everythng within a 3 mile radius was broken, left as a crater in the earth that was unfixable by man. Everything was dead- but that wasnt what killed dio and leshawna. It was the absolute stench. The moment the gas cloud reached them, they tried to scream but nothing came out. They were stuck in place till the end of time, never to move again.

Leshawna and dio were finally dead.

It was over. Nothing was left but the little uwu cow bean kokichi, who had run away to milk his udders with the only remaining living cows on earth, and speedwagon, who would never dare go near kokichi. This was the end. There was nothing known past that point. Those were the only left humans after everything.

The End