You Owe Me

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by Finch1324

by Finch1324

"AHAHAHHA I WON LEVI"

"........"

It was currently 1am and you were high off you as* after chugging 6 bottles of beer. The goal was: drink them all without passing out and...

Levi would stick his hand in the trash

Epic plan, right? Indeed, you thought you were quite the genius for thinking of this.

"YOU GOTTA DO IT LEVI! YOU PROMISED!"

Levi looked like he was ready to beat you through 8 floors and lock you into a closet for a week, but that would be illegal ;) Plus, he was sure you would get out, once you were able to move again that is.

Anyway, 1 am. Top floor. Levi is watching you jump up and down like a child on Christmas morning at the thought of him sticking his hand in the trash. He is unsure whether to be impressed you are still moving or concerned at the amount of alcohol in your blood. Oh, yes, and he kind of regrets agreeing to the deal.

"........f i n e."

"AW HELL YEAH, LET ME GET MY CAMERA-" (jkjk, no cameras here i swear)

Levi glared at you as you ran off to find the nearest trashcan. You came back 4 minutes later with the most revolting pile of garbage Levi's ever seen. Where in Heaven's name you got that pile of crap is beyond him.

"O k g a m e r, j u s t s t i c k y o u r h a n d i n t h e r e."

At this point, you swear you saw Levi starting to cry, but that could just be an illusion like the unicorn in the hallway. He offered you a piece of corn, like the gentleman he was, but you said no. Dude, you admit it was tempting tho.

Levi approached the smelly pit of despair with slow, cautious steps. He was too afraid to look at what he was touching, so he didn't look down as he reached out his hand. Your head was bobbing up and down and your eyes had stars in them. This was happening. The germ-a-phobic, emo, short captain was finally reaching into the trash he swore never to touch.

"AAaaaA TOUCH IT ALREADY-"

4 minutes and 21 seconds

That exactly how long it took before Levi's finger contacted the smelly trash.

You almost fell asleep, but finally, after only moving only an inch closer after 4 minutes and 29 seconds, you grabbed Levi's hand and shoved it into the garbage. Of course, your hand went in too, but it was a small price to pay in the big picture.

Levi

was

m a d

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

You fell onto the floor in fits of laugher.

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA-"

Suddenly, the door opened. There stood the uni-corn man. And you passed out in a fit of laugher and drunkenness.