ZenMal12: Yohoho and a bottle of rum
Siennamiller26: gtfo
ZenMal12: Excuse me.
SiennaMiller26: Welcome back.
ZenMal12: Wanna watch a movie with me?
SiennaMiller26: Idk how that will work considering we're 3000 miles away...
ZenMal12: We'll watch the same movie and show each other pictures of our reactions.
SiennaMiller26: Kay what movie?
ZenMal12: What's one that has a lot of sex scenes?
SiennaMiller26: 50 shades of grey
ZenMal12: ('are you serious' face)That hasn't come out yet.
SiennaMiller26: That's not my problem.
ZenMal12: fine lets watch Bambi.
SiennaMiller26: Remember when Bambi and the skunk did the deed?
ZenMal12: no.
SiennaMiller26: neither do i
ZenMal12: you really are something.
SiennaMiller26: Mmhm yeah lets watch ze movie.
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SiennaMiller26: (laughing) Look how cute he cant walk yet.
ZenMal12: (expressionless) that owl is pissing me off.
SiennaMiller26: He isn't even doing anything
ZenMal12: i know but still.
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ZenMal12: This movie can sure teach you a thing or two about your attitude
SiennaMiller26: ?
ZenMal12: If you cant say something nice, don't say anything at all.
SiennaMiller26: shut up.
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ZenMal12: Why tf is this squirrel hiding in flowers
SiennaMiller26: it's a skunk.
ZenMal12: same thing.
SiennaMiller26: I'm not even gonna explain.
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SiennaMiller26: Will you snuggle me when it rains like Bambi's mom does to him?
ZenMal12: Do i look like your mother?
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ZenMal12: this chic is clingy.
SiennaMiller26: It's a fawn but ok.
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SiennaMiller26: (crying) THE MOM DIED OMFG
ZenMal12: (video pretending to wipe a tear) how tragic.
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ZenMal12: If someone tries to flirt with you i'm gonna beat the crap outta him.
SiennaMiller26: Or you could push him off the cliff and into the river
ZenMal12: why not both?
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SiennaMiller26: aw look at the twins.
ZenMal12: who tf names kids geno and gurry?
SiennaMiller26: Literally last time i'm watching a movie with you.
ZenMal12: But what about 50 shades of grey.
ZenMal12: Hello?
SiennaMiller26: go away I'm tired.
ZenMal12: can i tuck you in?
SiennaMiller26: tomorrow. Now shut up.
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^ Those lines up there mean that time has passed, so you wont get confused as to which part of Bambi they were snapping about.
I had to watch the movie Bambi while writing this bc i forgot what happened.
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