'Shut up and kiss me already' Max x // MALE\\ reader

Mascot

Nobody's P O V
"And here we have our time honored team mascot, Larry the hamster! Say hi Larry!" David had told the children introducing the cute looking hamster . And then he said in a tiny well kinda creepy voice said "hi there campers! I hope your ready to have fun today, don't forget to respect david and everything he does for you!" The 'hamster' said "oh! He talked did you hear that campers?" David said
"Are you a gipsy?" Y/n and Nikki said " uhh-" "Ahem." They had heard a voice and then max put a marble in a slide thingy

-+* too lazy sisters-

And then the Boulder hit the mascot throwing it to an island "aw.. man.." max said "that was supposed to kill you."

Me: OOOOOHHH there's a place I know that's tucked away-

Max : i will smack you

Me: back to the story eheheh before max kills me eheheh..

"Alllrighty kids! Today. We're gonna find a new mascot!"
David said really happy

"Whoa whoa whoa your putting this shit on us? We don't work here!!" Max complained
"Well max.. we were going to make hand-made icecream but someone killed our mascot and we're gonna find a new one because.. EVERY-GOOD-CAMP-HAS-A-MASCOT-MAX!!!" David explains trying to be calm but turns out to be very..scary.. //I as the author should say..// he starts breathing heavily catching his breath.
"Also Gwen is feeling.. under the weather... so this is one of the things we can do without her!" David says to add on
"SPACE KID DON'T  EAT  THAT ITS NOT SPACE FOOD" David shouts as he runs to space kid
"U-under the weather.." Neil mimicked
Y/n POV
" THOSE ARE JUST ROCKS" I hear from David, boy space kid needs some food if he is that hungry.. "lady sickness.. my mom gets it all the time" Nikki says to us "how do you cure it?-"  "Edge closer to death.." Nikki says seriously Neil gets scared "well isn't it just a lady sickness.. we can't get it Neil.." I say to Neil reassuring him "y-you don't know that.. what if it gets to boys there's no scientific evidence to state that it's not passing to boys.." Neil says getting paranoid "bud didn't you hear Y/n. It's not for boys it's for girls..." max says rolling his eyes "b-but"  "WOOOO mascot hunt I'm going for one with a lot of teeth!" Nikki cut off Neil running to find a mascot
"It should be cool" ered says "YEAH!! LIKE A UNICORN!" Nerris yells in excitement "like fierce and pure!!" ((I forgot his name let's call him mini H. Yknow.. okay I'm not explaining pointless shit.))  "I need one break from David just one day just one..." max says to himself. Max looks at quarter master with his smirk
"Hey David.." max calls
"Yes max?" David responds
"Let's have the quarter master take half of us.."
the quarter master looks at the fiendish max as max smirks
"Wouldn't he have a meek outlook on the forest" max continues
"Why of course max!! He is a loved member of our family and I'd LOVE for you to get to know him better.." David says happily
"I for one would love to learn from my elders" max says with his fake smile
"You seriously want to go in the woods with the bad guy of every Horror movie ever?!" Neil yelled
"Aren't you scared" I asked
"No.."
"Yeah..he is gonna turn you into a skin suit." Nikki adds on
"Calm down it will be fine..besides anything's better than hanging with David.." max says
"Your kinda hard on the guy I mean cmon dude.. be nice I thought you respected your elders...." I say to max with a relaxed look on my face
"As if! it's an act! don't you get it.." max says to me annoyed
David sniffled "sorry everyone.. I'm really overwhelmed with all this friendship right now.." David starts trying to dry his tears he lets out a sigh "alright who else would like to embark in a friendship walk? Who knows maybe our esteem quarter masters wisdom will rub off on you." David says happily
Max raises his hand and so do I cause I thought Nikki and Neil would raise their hands too.. but everyone else stepped back 'literally why I thought we were friends-' I said to myself and whispered loudly enough so max Nikki and Neil could hear me.. Nikki just shrugged and Neil looked to the side whistling
"Alright max, Y/N you young men are gonna be our Trail Blazers" David said in excitement
"I'm just so proud" David says looking at max
David  ruffles maxes hair and max puts it back in face gruffing
//the fuck is a 'gruff'//