nct in the house || nct

questions

DY: ofc bby, go to SMTOWN at 5pm. ill be waiting

teach me how to be a badass bitch

DY: ill be seeing you too

can i bow down and hold your feet queen? cause you slayed.

DY: is this a proposal 😳

do you hate baekhyun and why?
[A/N THIS REMINDED ME OF A POST THAT SAID ' if you could bully an exo member who would you choose and why chanyeol? ' IM]

DY: he is a bottom and ion associate with those

who is your fave elder, not in nct. it cant be your brother.

DY: bold of you to assume it was going to be somebody from nct. if i had to choose probably junmyeon because were both bunnies and vocal legends. 💁

JAEHYUN

why are so good looking??

JH: noooo why are YOU so good looking b

i love my bby and since my dumbass forgot to check, are you dating anybody?

JH: I am dating you ofc ;)

and taerone....

what does your dong look like..?

JH: you can call me monster !!!!!

still need that milk america boi?

JH: no!! i have it!! ill be willing to share 💕

while stuck in america did you ever think you would but stuck with 20 other humans in the future?

JH: well yeah kind of i had all that girls if you know what i mean ;)

hows ignoring the 97 going

JH: 97 line??? whos she???

can you stop?

JH: not unless.you give me my toes back >:(

has kevin come to your birthday yet?

JH: no but im sure you can make up for him <3

YUTA

how are you so fine?

YT: i am not fine i am mentally unstable

ayo bro how you so good looking?

YT: glasses <3

thoughts on hentai?

YT: i love that anime!11!!!!1!1!!1!!!11

what is your skin care moto moto tiddies

YT: the fuck you just call me? also hot dog waterleaving

yuta-kun watcha think about mark

YT: he has a nice watermelon ass

utah senpai, whats your favourite anime (i love you)

YT: saiki k :D

who do you really love winwin or mork?

YT: OR!!!

if you are utterly obsessed and loyal to winwin why are you cheating on him with mark

YT: because winwin is promoting in china i have to get SOME dick

yuta getting fucked by johnny and taeyong and getting dommed by them

YT: girl nobody needed to see that also taeyong is the bottom of bottoms stfu ✨✨✨

you are a bottom and you cant deny it

YT: denied ✨✨

yuta... do what you do and slay !!!