hMMmMMMmmM

um-

All of the pictures on the little thing up there are just gonna be of cool train graffiti I found (with the occasional meme)

Would you believe me
if I told you
that I
found out what vore was
whilst taking a deep dive into Wattpad and finding this really creepy story?

Because it's true

And I hate that fact

But a n y w a y s-
I saw an ad yesterday.
And when I say it was WEIRD-

I'm using my mom's tablet because she took my phone but like-

IF YOU REACH ARKANSAS, YOU'RE
LEGALLY MASTER

I mean...is it lying tho 😶😶

Ewww emojis look so weird on this thing
I know you're probably not seeing what I'm seeing but-

🙀🙀🙀🙀
BAHAHA
HOL UP

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
LMAOOOOOOOO

I feel like I'm hosting a very strange comedy show right now
But online
With no audience whatsoever
Like-

I've never been a social person (at ALL) so I have no idea what hosting a comedy show would be like but uhhhhhhmmmmmmmm
This seems like it chief

I have all the right stereotypes for a bad one, too!
Terrible segways, making f

un of stuff...I mean, it's all here!

Bro I almost died not that long ago

Not really
But
I went to a protest because apparently they're in London now
People were shouting
And I hate loud sounds so it's like aHHhHHHhHHhhHh
Things eventually got a bit more riot-like tho
I'm more about peaceful protesting thank you very much
I may or may not have been elbowed in the chest by some middle aged woman but yknow
thATS F I N E
I'M COMPLETELY O K A Y
I WASN'T PHYSICALLY IN PAIN OR ANYTHING
NAHHHHH

I'm not aloud to complain tho because I'm a teenaged Irish boy with 'no sense of emotion' or some shit idk
I play basketball I big boy

I'm turning 16 on the 18th of this month which fucking ROCKS
I stan celebrating the anniversary of me being birthed
But y'know
I'm totally not going to the orthodontist on that day or anything
Which is gonna take fOrEVER

Imma try to update this every few days or so just to complain like the little unfunny bitch that I am
But uh
I'm done 4 now

Bye lmao