Note: There will be swearing... I know I try not to put swearing in my stories to make it available to a wider audience, but this is an exception ^-^
Andromeda created the chat
Andromeda added Bellatrix, Regulus and Narcissa to the chat
Andromeda changed the chat name to So I Can Keep An Eye On You
Andromeda: You're all mad
Andromeda: At least this way I can find out what you've done and run damage control
Regulus: What the fuck is this
Bellatrix: Dromeda is spying on us
Narcissa: Why isn't cousin Sirius in the chat? He's the most chaotic
Andromeda: That is a lie and you know it Cissy
Andromeda: Also I was hoping for only Slytherins
Regulus: I have an idea
Andromeda: TELL ME BEFORE YOU DO A N Y T H I N G
Regulus added Severus to the chat
Bellatrix: Too late
Andromeda: H E I S N O T I N T H E B L A C K F A M I L Y
Narcissa: Please, it's not like you haven't considered adopting him already
Narcissa: The second you saw him he was dragged into this madness
Severus: what the fuck
Regulus: Basically Andy is being overprotective so I dragged you into it
Severus: fuck you reg
Severus: actually i have an idea
Bellatrix: Go for it
Andromeda: TELL ME
Andromeda: PLEASE
Severus added Lucius to the chat
Andromeda: WHY DOES NOBODY EVER FUCKING TELL ME
Lucius: No
Bellatrix: What do you mean no
Lucius: Just no
Lucius: Whatever Sev is trying to drag me into
Lucius: No
Severus: lmao this is fun
Narcissa changed Andromeda's name to Mum
Mum: I'm NOT a mum!!!
Regulus: Sure, mum
Bellatrix: Meda you're the only person holding us together
Severus: thats because youre insane
Severus: all of you
Severus: completely mad
Bellatrix: Nobody asked you, Snape
Lucius: Fuck you Severus
Lucius changed Severus' name to Traitor
Lucius: I can't believe you brought me into this
Lucius: They're all madwomen
Regulus: Hey!
Lucius: Madpeople
Narcissa: That's not a word, Malfoy
Bellatrix: Shut the everloving fuck up, Blondie
Traitor: this is fucking funny
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Slytherin Group Chat - Marauders' Era
HumorSeverus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Regulus Black, Rabastan and Rodolphus Lestrange, Evan Rosier, Andromeda, Narcissa and Bellatrix Black - what could go wrong? It turns out that quite a lot can, actually.
