As baby deku played with a all might action figure on the carpet on the hotel room floor, a certain spiky, black haired boy entered the room with 2 other figures. One of them had blond hair and black eyes who could easily be mistaken for a girl, and the other had a business suit and a black and red suit case.
"This is our child: Izuku zoldyock" Gon said as he pointed to the baby on the floor." Awwwww he's so cute" leorio said as the baby looked at them and giggled throigh his pacifier. "Wait, how are 2 males able to reproduce?" Kurapika asked. "The world wants it that way" Killua said. "STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL KILLUA THATS ILLEGAL" Gon wispered-yelled. "Your right sorry" Killua said going back to reading a newspaper like any dad did and then a horrible oder filled the air with deku giggling.
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"Both of you are hunters that travels internationally what are you going to do with him your job is way to dangerous" Kurapika stated. "Geez Kurapika Lighten up a bit" Leorio said. "No he's right" Gon said as he stopped world war 3 from happening. "For now we are just going to take him with us since we have not decided yet" Killua answered kurapika.
Gon brought up small might up to Kurapika's face and said "he's adorable isn't he?" Gon said as deku made some cute, weird, unexplained sound babies make. "He is kurapika said with a little smile.
They spent the rest of the day playing with deku, burning endeavor up in the trash with Deku laughing like a maniac with another baby they did not know who promptly disappered when it was over, and trying to stop Hisoka from kidnapping the baby like the pedo he is.
Once Kurapika, Leorio, and Hisoka left Deku fell asleep, they started talking. " I've been thinking about what Kurapika said" Gon said. " Yeah same here" Killua repiled.
G:"So what should we do?"
K:" I mean we could keep doing what we have been doing"
G:"yeah but what if it comes to the point when we have to chose between him and being a hunter?"
K: "You mean when things become to dangerous?"
G:"yep"
K:" We could put him up for adoption"
G:"What! No!"
K:"I know you have a personal experience with these things but we have to"
G:"Why do we have to? why would you choose being a hunter over your own son? we have been hunters for 20 years maybe its time to call quits"
K: "Yeah I know but sometime in the future hunters could be after us, Izuku won't be safe think about that"
G:"Well when you put it that way..."
K"exactly"
G:" Well when that happens we will do that"
K: "Its good to have a plan for these kinds of situations"
G:"yeah...Goodnight"
K:"night"
Then they went to sleep then being woken up at 3am to take care of the woopsies babies produce.
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Thank you all for reading this trash
sorry this was short
I will try to update as much as possible.
ages:
Killua and gon:32
Kurapika:37
Leorio:38
anyway bye
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