Fitzphie Time!

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Me: Ok then the first react is...Fitzphie!

Fitz: I ship!

Sophie: *blushes* Ummmmm Fitz remember what happens in Unlocked?

Me: What? Tell me pls!!!!!!!! I wanna know (Btw in my time Unlocked has not been released yet)

Fitz: Nope. No spoilers. 

Dex: Well, as long as Sophie is happy.

Fitz: What about me?

Dex: Sorry Fitz, but I don't think anyone cares

Fitz: *sad face*

Everyone else: *laughing*

Me: Ok Keefe what do ya think?

Keefe: Meh, I think I'm much better than Wonderboy, don't you think, Foster? *Moves closer to Sophie*

Sophie: *turns red as a tomato*

Me: Right, so since I am the author, I can make you guys do whatever you want!

Biana: What! That's not fair!

Me: *snaps fingers*

Biana: *disappears*

Me: *snaps fingers again*

Biana: *reappears covered in alicorn poop

Everyone but Biana: *cracking up*

 Biana: Ok, ok, I get the point.

Me: Ok then, Biana what do ya think of Fitzphie?

Biana: OMG!!!!! IT IS YOUR OTC!! OTC!! OTC!! YEAAAAAA!!!!

Me: Biana calm down its just a ship.

Biana: NEVER!!

Keefe: FITZPHIE SUCKS!!

Me: I actually kind of agree. Sorry Fitz, but I ship Sokeefe

Fitz: *another sad face*

Me: Ok then Linh whaddya think? 

Linh: Wel, see, I kinda like Fitz so, no.

Me: This next person is the only decision that matters

Fitz: Then what was my opinion for?

Me: Content

Fitz: :[

Me: Sophie, what do you think?

Sophie: Well, see, I kinda like Keefe more, as Fitz is being a jerk to me

Fitz: HEY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU-

Me: I agree. Just look at him.

Fitz: -WHAT DO YOU SEE IN KEEFE HE IS JUST A BOY WHO IS PLAYING IT UP FOR SYMPATHY!N MOTHER PART OF THE NEVERSEEN! I THINK HE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD!

Me: Fitz, stop

Fitz: NEVER-

Me: *snaps fingers and Fitz disappears*

Me: Now who wants some mallowmelt?

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