Me: Ok then the first react is...Fitzphie!
Fitz: I ship!
Sophie: *blushes* Ummmmm Fitz remember what happens in Unlocked?
Me: What? Tell me pls!!!!!!!! I wanna know (Btw in my time Unlocked has not been released yet)
Fitz: Nope. No spoilers.
Dex: Well, as long as Sophie is happy.
Fitz: What about me?
Dex: Sorry Fitz, but I don't think anyone cares
Fitz: *sad face*
Everyone else: *laughing*
Me: Ok Keefe what do ya think?
Keefe: Meh, I think I'm much better than Wonderboy, don't you think, Foster? *Moves closer to Sophie*
Sophie: *turns red as a tomato*
Me: Right, so since I am the author, I can make you guys do whatever you want!
Biana: What! That's not fair!
Me: *snaps fingers*
Biana: *disappears*
Me: *snaps fingers again*
Biana: *reappears covered in alicorn poop
Everyone but Biana: *cracking up*
Biana: Ok, ok, I get the point.
Me: Ok then, Biana what do ya think of Fitzphie?
Biana: OMG!!!!! IT IS YOUR OTC!! OTC!! OTC!! YEAAAAAA!!!!
Me: Biana calm down its just a ship.
Biana: NEVER!!
Keefe: FITZPHIE SUCKS!!
Me: I actually kind of agree. Sorry Fitz, but I ship Sokeefe
Fitz: *another sad face*
Me: Ok then Linh whaddya think?
Linh: Wel, see, I kinda like Fitz so, no.
Me: This next person is the only decision that matters
Fitz: Then what was my opinion for?
Me: Content
Fitz: :[
Me: Sophie, what do you think?
Sophie: Well, see, I kinda like Keefe more, as Fitz is being a jerk to me
Fitz: HEY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU-
Me: I agree. Just look at him.
Fitz: -WHAT DO YOU SEE IN KEEFE HE IS JUST A BOY WHO IS PLAYING IT UP FOR SYMPATHY!N MOTHER PART OF THE NEVERSEEN! I THINK HE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD!
Me: Fitz, stop
Fitz: NEVER-
Me: *snaps fingers and Fitz disappears*
Me: Now who wants some mallowmelt?
YOU ARE READING
Kotlc Reacts to Stuff
FanfictionJust your normal weird reacting to ships and events and other stuff.