Apoptosis in Fish

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"A great disturbance I am feeling in the force right now yes," said Yoda in a Yoda voice.

"Oh really?" said Wace Mindu," what kind of disturbance?"

"A disturbing one," said Yoda grimly.

"?," said Wace Mindu.

"Indeed," said Yoda," we face dark times ahead.

Somewhere else, Yuki stepped out of a magic portal. She had just finally gotten board of watching Ochaco do her stuff. The girl was insatiable. After Voldemort became headmaster, Ochaco graduated like a normal person, got a well paying job, married Susan, had seven children and settled down for a generally peaceful life.

How terribly dull.

I an effort to find some decent entertainment, Yuki ripped a hole in the fabric of reality and jumped right through.

She was just about ready to have some fun but first she needed to reincarnate Ginny as something somewhat passable.

She looked around.

There appeared to be lots of sand and lots of literally nothing else.

There did not appear to be anything to reincarnate Ginny as.

She decided to try her luck somewhere else. She teleported to the nearest civilisation.

It was an... interesting place. There were a few humans milling about and also what appeared to be something that was a cross between an elephant, a hippo and a mosquito.

It was quite unpleasant to look at.

Then Yuki spotted a trash can on wheels.

It was perfect.

She quickly made the trashcan on wheels pregnate and then it gave birth to Ginny.

"Beep boop," said Ginny, seemingly shocked that she had been reincarnated as a trash can on wheels.

"Your welcome," said Yuki.

"Beep boop," said Ginny angrily.

"Yes, that is correct," explained Yuki.

"Beep boop," said Ginny sadly.

then they were approached by a creepy looking blonde kid.

"I don't like sand," he said," it's coarse and its rough and it gets everywhere."

"Thanks for the keen insight young man," Yuki said politely.

"Young man?" said the young man who couldn't have been older than six or seven," you're totes younger than me little girl."

Yuki took this time to reflect that she was indeed a little girl.

"Watch out for the men," she informed him helpfully," and the women, and the children too."

"Thanks," said the little boy," I shall remember your advice always."