BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

Mission impossible

Ben: Alright team! We have to win this! No matter
what! And if-

Mal: Ben! Stop with the freaking speech and tell us what to do!

Ben: oh right right! Audrey! Status?

Audrey: single.

Mal: Audrey?! He meant the mission?!

Audrey: Oh! Uh well my nails are chipped so I have to go to the salon again.  So that sucks! I heard that Becky goes there now and I swear she just annoys me so much!? Like she knew that Emily's aunt's cousin's friend's sister's dog had a pool party and she didn't even invite me like what the-

Mal: AUDREY! Do. You. See. Anyone?!!

Audrey: No? Now can I get back to my story? So as I was sayi-

Mal: NO! STOP!? THIS IS WHY I DONT INVITE YOU TO-

Evie: O.M.G! For real?? How could she?! This is why I don't go there anymore. To much drama. That's why I go to this other place! Super good!

Audrey: oooo do you have the address?

Evie: oh yeaaa for sure! And FYI I saw this super cute dude working there! You could get his number or something!

Doug: Evie?!

Evie: Don't worry love! I only have eyes for you! And the girl need some help...it's sad to watch.

Audrey: FINALLY! This'll be great! I'll put my lucky bracelet! It always works!

Mal: Can we focus?!? I do NOT want to get beaten by some 8 year olds in laser tag?! This is why I should be the leader! I'm way better! But noooo?! I'm apparently way to agressive?! IM THE NICEST AND THE CALMEST ONE HERE?! YOU HEAR ME?! IM VERY NICE?! Oh and Audrey, your bracelet doesn't work. Cause if it did, you would've gotten married with Ben instead of me!

Audrey: GASP! I'm going to ignore what you say because you're angry! And because you hurt my feelings...

Mal: NO ONE CARES?! GO CRY IN THE CORNER AND DIE?! UGH?! CAN WE JUST BEAT THE LITTLE KIDS?!

Evie: no cause it's not nice....and legal

Mal: ALL WE HAD TO DO IS LAZER SOME RANDOM KIDS?! AND WE WOULD WIN?! WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR WHAT?! 5 HOURS?! MY LEG IS CRAMPING, MY HEAD HURTS FROM ALL THE NEON LIGHTS AND-

Ben: Mal-

Mal: AND LETS NOT FORGET LITTLE MISS PRISSY PINK PRINCESS BEING-

Ben: Mal-

Mal: AND MAYONNAISE ON STRAWBERRIES?! UNFORGIVABLE?! WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD-

Ben: MAL!

Mal: WHAT?!

Ben: we lost....and the kids took your strawberries....

Mal: ......what?

Doug: guys...I'm scared...

Evie: huddle up kids! We gotta run out the exit! Oh and Doug and Audrey too!

Audrey: Im calling my mom telling her goodbye! Hey mommy- no I'm not asking for money! I just wanted to say goodbye and if anything happens to me.......DONT GIVE ANYTHING TO BECKY?! Ok byeeeeeee!! Ttyl!! Xoxo

Ben: calm down...let's talk about this. We are civil. Right? It's just a loss and some stolen strawberries-

Mal: TALK?! CIVIL?! THOSE ARENT IN MY VOCABULARY WHEN IM ANGRY BEN?!

Ben: You're pretty when you're angry.

Mal: EXCUSE ME?! ARE MAKING FUN OF ME?!

Ben:.......

Ben: i mean uh I said you're uh.......pretty angry?

Mal: YOU THINK!?

Ben: hey hey hey! Let's put that negativity away! You're under a lot of stress and it's ok. Just breathe!

Mal: I AM BREATHING!!

Ben: breath a bit better!

Mal: you think I don't breath properly?! Are you saying you breathe better than me?!

Ben: hey! See you're not yelling in caps anymore! That's great!

Mal: ILL SHOW YOU YELLING IN CAPS?!? AHHHHHH?!

Ben: NOT AGAIN?! AHHHHHHHH?! COME ON MAL THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! THE CHILDRENNNNNNNNN?!!

                                       The end

Single.
-Audrey