Gothic Novels and Messaging Mom

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Me:
Mom was complaining you don't send her messages like you do me. I asked her if she wanted book snippets of one-armed housekeepers and scarred butlers. She changed her mind and said she was totally fine as is.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sister:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should have told her about the smelling death part
And the entity hunting Darcie 😆

Me:
🤣🤣🤣

Sister:
I sent this to Mom:

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Sister:
So
Shall I tell you how the housekeeper lost her arm? -waggles eyebrows-

Mom:
😨😨
That weird book u are reading

Sister:
🤣🤣🤣
This guy cut her arm off with a saw
And accidentally cut off his own finger at the same time 😏
Oh, and he had a human head floating in a jar

***

Sister: She did say she wanted me to message her 😆

Me:
Oh God, you are awful 🤣🤣🤣

Sister:
Who, me? 😇
I'm just fulfilling my mother's wishes
Like a dutiful daughter

Me:
🤣

Sister:
She's ignoring me. So unkind. 😞😆
😁

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