Side Burns

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Side burns. 

On the side of my face.

As my head turns,

you can see they're in the same place.

On either side. Burns.

They can't be replaced.

My insides burn,

when I think of the days 

before my...

My side burns. 

Look at my sideburns,

but don't touch my sideburns, 

why would you do that?

My heart yearns 

for my own sideburns.

My side actually burns now, 

what is that?

What the hell man, 

why does my side burn?

What the hell's going on? 

My side burns.

Does anybody have 

some aloe vera?

If you do, bring it backstage, 

I'll pay you back.

1985, 

from the womb I came out (on my birthday) 

The doctor said, 

"What you crying about?" 

I said, "Is that a rhetorical question? 

You know why I cried.

I have a serious lack of 

hair on the side... of my head.

Little baby people 

don't have sideburns.

They gotta grow them 

when they're older.

But if your little baby 

already has sideburns,

that's awesome! 

Don't be concerned.

Don't be concerned 

about your little bitty baby 

with the big big sideburns.

You should nota be 

concernd-acerned about 

the little itty bitty baby 

with the big big sideburns.

Your little baby gonna be a pimp.

Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.

You should probably discourage 

that kind of profession,

Because it's illegal.

And your baby's too 

young to be concerned 

about starting a business,

but that's impressive 

if it's got the mindset.

My sideburns

look at my sideburns,

back on track talkin,

talkin, bout side burns!

My sideburns 

look a ma' side burns.

La lay la la 

loo loo 

Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.

Sideburns.

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