Most of these are taken from a discord with Agent_May and randomfangirl122 that we were texting as we watched.
THE NEW TITLE SCREEN AAAAAA IT'S SO 30'S
If we actually don't have any Fitz this season, I swear to god-
Poor Coulson... honestly, the entire first part of this episode is just "Poor Coulson"
Daisy actually has a different hairstyle every season:
Long hair - S1
Bangs - S2
Short hair - S3 and S4
Medium length hair - S5
Long blonde and purple - S6
And now...
Short 30's 'do - S7
it's how you distinguish season from season!
Deke: I love it here!
Coulson: it's the Great Depression.
Deke's stream metaphor was actually fantastic.
Daisy: a cHiLd could have done better.
Ohhh my god, Yo-yo looks so happy, I'm gonna cry
Can we talk about how Elena didn't know any English at the beginning of the series? She's come so far.
Deke: How fast would yOu like it to go??
That guy: Necccccessssarrrrryyyyyyy
rEmEmBeR tO sMiLe!
Deke, that was a bit aggressive. Like, he just sTaBbEd that thing into his face hole.
Deke: Era-appropriate police work!
"Jimmy Bottles" is the most 30's name I've ever heard.
Mack = Mini Hulk Smash.
YoU bUnCh Of CaNdY cAnEs
DID HE JUST CALL MACK A SHADOW?? YOU RACIST PIECE OF-
anyways.
*i'm sorry if we skipped a lot, we were busy talking about Chloe and her teenage pop star years*
Coulson: bad joke. It's a glitch.
Coulson is totally fanboying, and I love it.
"OH MY GOD CREEPY"
~Georgia Kathleen, in reaction to the melting chronicom.
Freddy. Another extremely 30's name.
*at this point, I left the discord and started watching with my family because my STUPID PLACE DECIDED TO AIR IT AN HOUR LATER. anyways, now Agent_May and randomfangirl122 were the only ones on the discord, so I'm gonna pull straight from that, and I'm gonna chime in my thoughts every once and a while too*
The suits all look so classy!
Daisy: *fights in a dress*
1930's baseball reference!
"What did I tell you about bleeding on the floor?"
MaLiCk
NOOOOOO
WHERE IS FITZZZZ
No one:
WHERES MAY
WAIT
YOU HAD ONE JOB
MAY!!!!!!
GAHH
ANJDJSBDJCHIS
Wait its done?
Ended?
Whyy
I agree Ally, I agree.
My overall thoughts:
I CANT GET OVER THE NEW TITLE SCREEN
Daisy classily destroying people is a mood
The 30's names are hilarious
I'm sad there's no Fitz ;-;
Low key confused about what May was doing ON THE FREAKING CEILING like FREAKING SPIDER-MAN
Why? Why Mallock againnnnn
Enoch is bestie
And now for some commercial commentary brought to you by the discord:
Taco Bell, we don't care lmao ~-GeeKay-
Steve Harvey ~randomfangirl122
Its in Chinese?? Or am I deaf? ~Agent_May
CHRIS ~-GeeKay-
Daisy cottage cheese... daisy johnson... ~Agent_May
target ads ~randomfangirl122
I love making fun of strange ads ~
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