Addendum: Test Log a furry dildo-1
Dr. Dr. Dr. Freeman: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Dr. Dr. Freeman, and I am about to test SCP-a furry dildo's reaction to cum. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr newell?
Dr. newell: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Dr. Dr. Freeman: Excellent! I am now introducing the cum to a furry dildo... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. newell: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Dr. Dr. Freeman: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN IPHONE 6! IT'S GOT MEIN IPHONE 6! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident a furry dildo-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
