CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-a furry dildo-J
Object Class: looooong
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-a furry dildo-J is to be kept in a meat-lined containment chamber located in freddy fazbears pizza, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 freddy fazbear security guards armed with Flashlights with the fazbear logo on it.
In the event that SCP-a furry dildo-J ever begins yiffing its I Phone 6S, iblali is to fucking SCP-a furry dildo-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force VI-7 (''BAD DRAGON'') is to be dispatched to SCP-a furry dildo-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-a furry dildo-J is a big dragon dildo. Like most members of its species, it is able to make everybody horny, and regularly eats twice its own weight in meat each day.
SCP-a furry dildo-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with more cum, which causes it to turn into a Dog Knot Dildo. Whenever this happens, all persons within a 34 kilometer radius will begin to Mastrubating uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to pewdiepie. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-a furry dildo-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-a furry dildo-J was first located in inside the ass of a furry where the the gaybens were using it in order to fuck all the furry's. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force VI-7 (''BAD DRAGON'') was able to recover the object with only 666 civilian casualties.
