Nat: why do you ask Thor?
Thor: I want to make a move
Bucky: then move your hand
Bucky: not sure how that has anything with fondness
Loki: or why you would ask how to do that.
Bucky: Unless your very fond of your arm
Loki: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Clint: PUT THE TABLE DOWN!!!!
Loki: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Loki: your welcome
Bucky: YoUr wElcOmE
Loki: (╯°□°) ╯====== ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵
Clint: what the FUCK is that?
Loki: me throwing a table at Sam
Sam: Rude
Sam: WHAT THE ACTUAL-
Sam: HOLY SHITT
Sam: WHY DID A TABLE JUST ATTACK ME?!?!
Loki: oop..?
Clint: NO MORE THROWING TABLES!!
Loki: I DIDNT THROW A TABLE AT HIM!!
Loki: the table just.....
Loki: THREW ITSELF AT HIM!!!
Clint: READY TO DIE BARNES?!?!
Bucky: * strikes fabulous pose*
Bucky: IMA BAD ASS BICTH YOU CANT KILL ME!!!
Thor: dEbAtAbLe
Loki: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?!?
Thor: well the young man of spiders and his little girlfriend
Peter: ....
Peter: PFFT
Peter: YEAH RIGHT
Shuri: I WOULD NEVER DATE A SPIDER FREAK!!
Peter: 🥺
Peter: but I'm your spider freak
Shuri: debatable
Peter: 🥺🥺
Shuri: I'm just kidding
Peter: 😊
Loki: * favourite celebrity's name* could kill me and I'd still thank him
Clint: Kay
Loki: he's my life
Clint: you have a life?
Loki: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Loki: fûck you
Clint: Ik you want to
Loki: actually....
Loki: sure y not
Loki: Thor? Why are you outside my door?
Loki: AND Y HAVE U GOT HOLY WATER?!?!!!
Bucky: I'm boreeedddd
Tony: why don't you go watch Thor perform exorcsm on Loki?
Bucky: NAAAAHHHH
Clint: thank you next
Bucky: those are borring
Tony: you worry me
Bucky: probably
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