Ram Ranch: Sinister Seduction

Chapter 1 - The Cowboys' Reign Starts

     (my friend ben wrote most of this)

I've never heard about Ram Ranch until I started using 4chan. I first read about it on a post on a random board. It read,

"Guys, I just found out something scary. Every year on May 24th, there are these strange aircrafts called "cockships" that land at random people's houses. Nobody really knows where they came from, but what's inside them is the real horror. When the cockships land, these guys called "Ram Ranch Cowboys" come out and enter the house. They find the first male in the house and kidnap them, taking them to an undisclosed location. Nobody really knows what happens to them after that. Now, more on those cowboys. They look human,but no one can really be sure if they are. They have cowboy hats on and little to no clothing. I don't know this for sure, but that's just the info I gathered from the stories I've heard. They are all said to be gay and have sexual tendencies. Anyways, you should all be cautious. You never know if a ram ranch cowboy could snatch you up and do anything to you. Stay safe out there."

When I first saw it, I just thought it was some silly joke or some fake thing that 4chan comes up with. Take for example when Apple iOS 7 released for the iPhone, people were saying this update could make your phone waterproof. Now, I may not be an expert in computers, but I don't think a simple update would make something waterproof. You would have to change something in the device's hardware to do something like that. But all I know is that it's fake, but somehow, a lot of people fell for it.

I looked at the clock. It read 10:56 PM. "I should really go to bed," I thought. So I turned off my computer, headed upstairs, and went to bed. I didn't think much of that post afterwards.