A/N: THIS IS NOT WRITTEN IN ANY ONE'S POV.
You were at a bakery all alone eating a chocolate cake. You look up to find Louis Tomlinson is standing in front of you.
"Hello," you say.
"WHAT'S WITH ALL THAT CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?!" he yells at you.
So your all like, "get away from me you bitch ass stalker."
He's all like, "do you know who I am?"
"Yeah, your Louis from One Direction," you say.
"Yeah, and I like strawberries," he says.
"Well that is so fucking fabulous for you. I don't fucking care, Louis, now get the fuck away from me," you say.
Louis got offended and hit you on the shoulder with his Limited Edition Fendi purse which was full of candy.
"Is that the new limited edition Fendi purse?" You ask him.
"Fuck yeah." He said.
You decide to steal it and run out of the bakery's door. "CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE MOTHER FUCKERS. I'M OUT."
You run to the nearest store to hide.
